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The Most Significant Science Setbacks of 2017 The Most Significant Science Setbacks of 2017

Scientific progress doesn’t always exactly look like, well, progress. Progress comes in fits and starts. Sometimes things get in the way—be they harassment, politics, or just plain bad science.

American Astronauts Are Going Back to the Moon American Astronauts Are Going Back to the Moon

President Donald Trump has signed a directive that authorizes NASA to return American astronauts to the Moon—a mission that would lay the foundation for a possible mission to Mars. The renewed emphasis on space exploration, said Trump, is to ensure America’s primacy in space, to protect its citizens, and to create…

New Trump–Wikileaks Email Leak Isn't the Bombshell Everyone Thought It Was New Trump–Wikileaks Email Leak Isn't the Bombshell Everyone Thought It Was

In the final months before the 2016 election, Donald Trump and his son, Donald Trump, Jr., both received an email containing a link and “decryption key” for Wikileaks files, CNN reported.

Donald Trump Is Likely President in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Too Donald Trump Is Likely President in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Too

Genocidal aliens, killer robots, and megalomaniacal gods have all tried to take over and destroy the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s Earth, but none of them has been anywhere near as terrifying as the villain recently revealed in Hulu’s Runaways: President Donald Trump.

Emails Show Pretty Much Everyone on Trump's Transition Team Knew Mike Flynn Talked to Russians Emails Show Pretty Much Everyone on Trump's Transition Team Knew Mike Flynn Talked to Russians

Shortly after noon on Saturday, President Donald Trump logged on to Twitter and inadvertently posted what seemed an awful lot like an admission he obstructed justice by admitting he knew former national security adviser and now-government witness Michael Flynn lied to the FBI about his contacts with Russian officials.…

On the plus side, Trump's lawyer apparently issues press releases in Comic Sans On the plus side, Trump's lawyer apparently issues press releases in Comic Sans

Today in We’ll Take Our Tiny Joys where We Can Get Them news: A lawyer speaking on behalf of U.S. president Donald Trump issued a statement yesterday that was apparently written in Comic Sans, the bumbling, blarpy tuba solo of typeface picks. According to Bloomberg News reporter Sahil Kapur, he received a statement…

Trump Appears to Have Admitted That He Obstructed Justice Trump Appears to Have Admitted That He Obstructed Justice

Could it be? The day we all knew was coming, eventually, appears to now be upon us. Donald Trump may have just incriminated himself in the Russia probe with a reckless tweet in which he seems to admit to obstructing justice.

The White House Has a Vermin Problem The White House Has a Vermin Problem

Early today, NBC 4 in Washington published several dozen pages of White House work orders it had obtained. Within the long, mundane requests (“please turn temperature up 1.5 degrees higher”) and repairs one expects with a building over 200 years old were orders which suggest there are several types of…

Here Is the Legendary Twitter Employee Behind the Brief Purge of Trump's Account Here Is the Legendary Twitter Employee Behind the Brief Purge of Trump's Account

In the last 24 hours alone, President Donald Trump has used his infamous Twitter account to retweet British fascists’ anti-Islam videos and tag the wrong Theresa May in an angry rant. This is nothing new. The president is one of the site’s worst shitposters—made infinitely worse by the fact that via virtue of his…

The Disturbing Video Retweeted by President Trump Is Not What It Seems The Disturbing Video Retweeted by President Trump Is Not What It Seems

In his time as president, we’ve come to expect the daily parade of horrors Donald Trump spews into the world through Twitter. And yet he still managed to shock the nation this morning by spreading a disturbing video that depicts teenagers being thrown from a roof and beaten, one of three clips to appear on his account…

As North Korea Tests Longer-Range ICBMs, Hawaii Reactivates Nuclear Warning System As North Korea Tests Longer-Range ICBMs, Hawaii Reactivates Nuclear Warning System

It’s been hard to ignore the ominous game of nuclear chicken currently ongoing between the totalitarian government of North Korea, which successfully tested an upgraded intercontinental ballistic missile on Wednesday morning local time, and the U.S., which is currently led by a belligerent lightweight with an …

Anxious White House Mulls Banning Staff From Using Personal Cell Phones Anxious White House Mulls Banning Staff From Using Personal Cell Phones

Beset by an amazing degree of technical incompetence and enough leaks to sink Atlantis, President Donald Trump’s administration is now mulling a White House-wide ban on the use of personal cell phones, Bloomberg reported.

Report: FBI Failed to Warn U.S. Officials Targeted by Russia's Fancy Bear Hackers Report: FBI Failed to Warn U.S. Officials Targeted by Russia's Fancy Bear Hackers

As Russian hackers affiliated with the Fancy Bear cyber-spying unit were attempting to break into the Gmail accounts of “scores of U.S. officials” in recent years, the FBI failed to notify almost any of them that they were being targeted, the Associated Press reported on Sunday.

No, Sarah Sanders Didn't Steal a Thanksgiving Pie Photo From PBS No, Sarah Sanders Didn't Steal a Thanksgiving Pie Photo From PBS

The amateur sleuths of Twitter thought that they had uncovered a Thanksgiving conspiracy today, claiming that White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders stole a photo of a pie from PBS and posted it as her own. Did Sanders lie about her pie? No. And we’ll show you why.

Gary Cohn Reportedly Used the 'Oh Shit, Bad Reception' Trick to Get Trump Off The Phone Gary Cohn Reportedly Used the 'Oh Shit, Bad Reception' Trick to Get Trump Off The Phone

A U.S. Senator suggested on Wednesday that at least some of Donald Trump’s aides can, in fact, relate to normal humans, telling CNN that top economic adviser Gary Cohn faked a bad connection to end a phone call with the president.

Julian Assange Tries to Save Net Neutrality With Rambling Appeal to Trump's Paranoia Julian Assange Tries to Save Net Neutrality With Rambling Appeal to Trump's Paranoia

Julian Assange—whose organization Wikileaks’ sad, thirsty Twitter DMs to Donald Trump Jr. recently leaked, revealing he sought to coordinate with Donald Trump’s presidential campaign—appears to have had a moment of buyer’s regret on Tuesday evening.

Guy in Charge of All the Nukes: Relax, I'm Not Gonna Let Trump Nuke Just Anything Guy in Charge of All the Nukes: Relax, I'm Not Gonna Let Trump Nuke Just Anything

The U.S. military’s stockpile of nuclear weapons is one of the most existentially terrifying arsenals ever assembled, and a conflict involving the detonation of even small percentage of those weapons could potentially destabilize the entire world. With a commander-in-chief who has shown a fairly incredible…

Cards Against Humanity Sells Out Promotion to Screw Up Donald Trump's Border Wall in First Day Cards Against Humanity Sells Out Promotion to Screw Up Donald Trump's Border Wall in First Day

Cards Against Humanity, the nerd-beloved party game which asks players to respond to a variety of Mad Lib-style prompts with extremely offensive words and phrases, is famous for promotions like selling unsuspecting fans boxes of literal shit. This year, it’s upping the ante (and paying for goodwill with well-meaning…

President Trump's Latest Federal Judge Nominee is a Ghost-Hunting Horror Novelist  President Trump's Latest Federal Judge Nominee is a Ghost-Hunting Horror Novelist 

Have you heard about Brett Talley? He’s the 36-year-old lawyer that President Trump chose to become a federal judge. And while Talley is getting a lot of heat for being unqualified, never once even trying a case, and for failing to mention that his wife is a senior lawyer at the White House, there’s another fact that…

Very Tired-Sounding John Kelly: Yeah, I Just Ignore Donald Trump's Tweets Very Tired-Sounding John Kelly: Yeah, I Just Ignore Donald Trump's Tweets

Hey! You know that that awful Twitter account run by the president? Yeah, the incredibly ominous one that’s managed to overshadow even the day-to-day chaos of his administration and might one day lead us to nuclear war?

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