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This Is The Biggest Car Key I've Ever Seen This Is The Biggest Car Key I've Ever Seen

I hate car keys that don’t actually have a physical home inside their vehicle, but that’s more a fault of my own idiocy than engineering. The key to the Aston Martin DB11 V12, however, is so dang large that I thought somebody at the company was playing a joke on me.

I Hate The 2017 Mitsubishi Outlander Sport And Everything It Stands For I Hate The 2017 Mitsubishi Outlander Sport And Everything It Stands For

No car I have driven epitomizes everything that’s wrong with cars today more than the 2017 Mitsubishi Outlander Sport. It’s irritating to drive and isn’t even comfortable. Yet its worst sin is what it represents: the phasing out of a segment that got many of us into cars in the first place in favor of half-baked…

What Is Ford Doing In Rally? What Is Ford Doing In Rally?

With Ford pulling out of World Rallycross, that leaves one big question up in the air: are they going to put that money somewhere else? To me, there’s only one answer: Ford needs to make M-Sport its World Rally Championship works team before they lose the WRC’s second most successful driver ever: Sébstien Ogier.

Kia Will Have A Hard Time Selling The Stinger GT Unless It Fixes Its Antiquated Dealerships Kia Will Have A Hard Time Selling The Stinger GT Unless It Fixes Its Antiquated Dealerships

Kia has now officially taken a serious shot at the usual European sports sedans with the Stinger GT. According to the reviews, the new Stinger is pretty impressive, but to truly make a dent in luxury market, Kia needs to look beyond the cars and fix their dealerships, which, for the most part, are, shall we say, not…

Tech Fuckboy Has Bad Opinion About Women In Autos Tech Fuckboy Has Bad Opinion About Women In Autos

Listen, I will cop to it right now: I am a Female-American. My mother was a Female-American, and her mother and her mother... well she was French-Canadian. But the point is, I come from a long line of people with vaginas, and happen to be a lady myself—and I also work in the world of cars.

The Case For Buying A Fake Sports Car The Case For Buying A Fake Sports Car

Buying a powerful, low-slung two-seat “sports car” specifically to sit in traffic seems a little odd. Or is it actually an excellent idea?

Formula One's Never-Ending Grid Penalties Need To Stop Formula One's Never-Ending Grid Penalties Need To Stop

For Formula One teams struggling with reliability issues, qualifying can feel like the place where you can run the session, but the results don’t matter. Grid penalties will send you to the back anyway. We’re not even done with practice at Monza and four cars already have grid penalties. It’s too much. It’s been too…

Please Put On A Helmet You're Freaking Us All The Hell Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please Put On A Helmet You're Freaking Us All The Hell Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not some sort of finger-wagging ninny, I’ll say that upfront. But I am a human being, and frankly, sir, when I see you riding your motorcycle without a helmet, it makes me nervous as all hell. Stop it. Right now.

Why Porsche Needs To Bring Back Its Brilliant Front-Engine Transaxle Cars Why Porsche Needs To Bring Back Its Brilliant Front-Engine Transaxle Cars

The 718 Boxster and Cayman have taken over as the cheap Porsches of the day, sort of like modern-day 914s. Yet those of us who got into inexpensive classic Porsches another way have been left in the dust. Porsche made brilliant front-engine, rear-transaxle cars in the 70s, 80s and 90s, and they owe us a new one.

Let The Cars Go Out For A Drive Let The Cars Go Out For A Drive

Beep Beep. A vroom in the night. It’s your car. It’s time to give it a taste of the road with its tire-feet. Let your car go for a drive. You gotta do it, bud.

The Tramontana XTR Is The Lovable Lightweight Weirdo The Car World Needs The Tramontana XTR Is The Lovable Lightweight Weirdo The Car World Needs

From its best angles, the Tramontana XTR looks like a crazy pod race car from a galaxy far far away, with a see-through canopy and two seats laid out in tandem like a fighter jet. From the side, the proportions are weirdly long, reminiscent of the wacky Youabian Puma, but weird is just what we need in these…

Silver Is The New Beige, The Official Boring Color Of Everything We Loathe Silver Is The New Beige, The Official Boring Color Of Everything We Loathe

My beloved daily driver was hit while parked on my street, so I’ve spent the past three weeks with a Buick Envision rental car instead. It had all the bells and whistles, only it was silver, and I kept losing it among all the other silver crossovers out there. What happened to painting your car a real color?

Don't Put Your Helmet In Checked Luggage On An Airplane Don't Put Your Helmet In Checked Luggage On An Airplane

If you’ve ever flown to a track weekend on a commercial airline, you know the paranoia of which I speak: no one really trusts baggage handlers, especially with vital items like helmets, which are supposed to protect your head. I don’t want a safety item like that to be accidentally mangled en route and be rendered…

Somebody Please Step Up And Complete The Dodge Challenger Somebody Please Step Up And Complete The Dodge Challenger

Are you familiar with “restomod” aesthetic? It’s when an old car is restored with modern goodies like power windows and LED lights. In some ways it feels like the 2017 Dodge Challenger, one of the last decidedly retro new cars left, is the ultimate restomod. It’s really just missing a few key pieces.

Audi Sells Out Also Audi Sells Out Also

When Stephan Winkelmann, ex-Lamborghini CEO and wearer of impeccable suits, assumed the head of Quattro GmbH early last year, I was incredibly excited. He would be, it seemed, the shot of drama and life-blood Audi so desperately needed in its lineup. But in a new interview, he appears to be most interested in... SUVs?…

Ferrari Doesn't Understand The Internet Ferrari Doesn't Understand The Internet

Or, rather, Ferrari has this really, really antiquated and very dumb, stick-up-the-ass view of itself that hasn’t matured or grown up to figure out how a flighty thing like image is cultivated in 2017.

Maybe You Shouldn't Buy A New Car Right Now Maybe You Shouldn't Buy A New Car Right Now

Buying a new car can be exciting. The chance to score a great deal is especially alluring and right now seems to be the perfect time to buy a car. Car sales are down, incentives are up and used car prices are falling. A good chunk of you should probably hold off for awhile, however.

Finally, A Car Magazine For Men Finally, A Car Magazine For Men

Finally making the brave and valiant choice to cater to such an underserved market in the realm of car publications, Automobile magazine will “relaunch” in August with a goal to cater to the “modern-day car guy.” This magazine should go a long way to increase representation of men in media.

Look At All The Dudes In The Cars Look At All The Dudes In The Cars

Here at Jalopnik, we try to use our own original photography as much as possible. For many of us, taking pictures is fun and we feel that it adds to the overall story we’re trying to tell. There are times, though, when we just need to use a press photo. For me personally, sometimes this becomes problematic.

Five Things Formula E Gets Right And Three Things It Doesn't Five Things Formula E Gets Right And Three Things It Doesn't

Racing’s fanbase seems to shrink every year, and I can only take so many stories about lower television ratings and lagging ticket sales before I wonder if we’ve lost the plot. Pandering solely to the base isn’t working when that base keeps eroding. Motorsports has to try something new in order to evolve and survive…

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