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White Actors Are Supposedly Being 'Tanned' to Play Parts in Disney's Live-Action Aladdin White Actors Are Supposedly Being 'Tanned' to Play Parts in Disney's Live-Action Aladdin

Disney reportedly struggled to fill its male lead for Aladdin last summer. Perhaps it was all a clever marketing ploy to get the public invested, perhaps they wanted kudos for not immediately casting a white guy instead, but eventually, the role went to Egyptian-Canadian actor Mena Massoud. Now, what to do about the…

Jennifer Lawrence Is Off to Milk Goats, Possibly  Jennifer Lawrence Is Off to Milk Goats, Possibly 

Though Jennifer Lawrence speaks our language–farts and poop–with the glossary of gastrointestinal terms she’s brought to late night television, she is also adroit–more than you–in the art of acting. Sorry.

Aladdin Has Found Its Aladdin, So Please Stop Contacting Me Aladdin Has Found Its Aladdin, So Please Stop Contacting Me

Just a few days ago, it was reported that Disney had been struggling to cast an Aladdin for its live-action musical, but they’ve found him, so please stop sending (me) your auditions.

Guy Ritchie's Live-Action Aladdin Can't Find Its Aladdin Guy Ritchie's Live-Action Aladdin Can't Find Its Aladdin

Guy Ritchie’s live-action Aladdin musical is reportedly having trouble finding actors for key roles. Have they considered just not doing the movie?

Guy?? Ritchie’s??? Aladdin???? Might Star Will Smith????? As the Genie???????? Guy?? Ritchie’s??? Aladdin???? Might Star Will Smith????? As the Genie????????

Will Smith is reportedly being considered for the role of the Genie in Guy Ritchie’s live-action Aladdin musical. Come with me, Will. Let us pray.

Poll: About a Third of Republicans Think We Should Bomb Aladdin

A new national survey has found that 30 percent of Republican primary voters would support bombing Agrabah, the fictional country in Aladdin. Tight.

Disney's Taps 14-Year-Old Auli’i Cravalho to Voice South Pacific Princess Moana Disney's Taps 14-Year-Old Auli’i Cravalho to Voice South Pacific Princess Moana

Disney’s newest princess Moana has found a voice in a young girl from Oahu named Auli’i Cravalho. The high school freshmen is about to make history as the first Polynesian royal in the pantheon alongside stories of Snow White, Princess Jasmine and Princess Tiana.

Here's Our Dream Cast For Disney's Live-Action Aladdin Remake Here's Our Dream Cast For Disney's Live-Action Aladdin Remake

Disney is currently developing a live-action prequel to Aladdin. The film, tentatively titled Genies, will focus on the history of Aladdin’s big blue wish-granter. In addition to the prequel, THR reports “the long-term plan is to have the project lead into an Aladdin live-action movie,” and I have a few casting ideas…

Watch the Casts Of The Lion King and Aladdin Have An Airport Sing-Off

From the pre-packaged food options to the scarcity of available power outlets, there are plenty of terrible things about being stuck in an airport due to a delayed flight. And there’s nothing you can do about it but wait. Unless you’re the cast of a Broadway musical and happen to be sitting next to the cast of another…

The Official, Disney-Approved, Frozen Wedding Dress Is Finally Here The Official, Disney-Approved, Frozen Wedding Dress Is Finally Here

You can never accuse the Disney corporation of missing a merchandising opportunity. Crashing the money trains of both Frozen and the wedding industry, tonight Disney and designer Alfred Angelo unveiled the latest line of princess-inspired wedding dresses.

Disney Dudes' Dicks: What Your Favorite Princes Look Like Naked Disney Dudes' Dicks: What Your Favorite Princes Look Like Naked

While everyone else is busy coming up with yet another take on the "Disney Princesses as…" trope, we're over here thinking about dicks. More specifically: Disney Prince Peen. Here, we explore, in great detail, our best guesses for what the Disney Princes look like naked. NSFW due to cartoon nudity.

Cast of Broadway's Aladdin Performs Touching Tribute to Robin Williams Cast of Broadway's Aladdin Performs Touching Tribute to Robin Williams

Robin Williams brought so many wonderful, hilarious and often heartbreaking characters to life. But one of my favorites and probably yours is Genie is Disney's Aladdin.

Aladdin's Broadway Debut Makes It a Target for Controversy (Again) Aladdin's Broadway Debut Makes It a Target for Controversy (Again)

The 1992 Disney movie Aladdin has been retooled into a Broadway musical, opening this Thursday in New York. But unlike other Disney/Broadway hits — Beauty and the Beast and the long-running Lion King — Aladdin comes with baggage the size of a vest-wearing elephant.

Artist perfectly captures genderswapped Disney princesses Artist perfectly captures genderswapped Disney princesses

Animation student Miyuli decided to spend some time re-designing Disney princesses as their opposite gender. Now what needs to happen is a team up between these and the princesses in their princes' clothes. Come on, Internet!

One Jump Ahead of the Breadline, Disney's Aladdin Is Heading to Broadway One Jump Ahead of the Breadline, Disney's Aladdin Is Heading to Broadway

Riffraff! Street rat! Scoundrel! Equity card! Disney's Aladdin will soon be following in the footsteps of Disney's Beauty and the Beast, Disney's The Lion King and Disney's Waiting for Godot by taking its place on the Great White Way. Details on the Broadway adaptation of Aladdin are being kept very hush-hush, but…

12 Wonderfully Deconstructed Fairy Tales 12 Wonderfully Deconstructed Fairy Tales

Simone Massoni's "12 Famous Fairy Tales In Pieces" seeks to demonstrate who our beloved fairytale characters are like on the inside — and what actually happened after the happy ending in each of the following stories.

Ariel From The Little Mermaid Is The Perfect Lindsay Lohan Ariel From The Little Mermaid Is The Perfect Lindsay Lohan

Ever wonder what it would look like if Mean Girls was an animated film released by Disney? Here's your answer. An epic piece of work. You go, Glen Coco. [BuzzFeed]

Disney Flower Girl Dresses: For Little Girls Who Still Believe In Fairy Princesses Disney Flower Girl Dresses: For Little Girls Who Still Believe In Fairy Princesses

The reign of terror of Disney Bridal continues! And while this is the second season the line has presented looks for brides and their maids, this is the first time they've offered up looks for flower girls, too. We say if you want your flower girl to look like a Disney princess, just go to your favorite local party…

Disney Bridesmaid Dresses: For The Fairy Princess In None Of Your Friends Disney Bridesmaid Dresses: For The Fairy Princess In None Of Your Friends

Remember the Disney Bridal collection from yesterday? Guess what: It's not just for brides! Yup: the soon-to-be betrothed can include their bridesmaids in their princess-themed nuptials. Just like the wedding dresses, the bridesmaids collection is "inspired" by Belle, Ariel, Jasmine, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella and…

Disney Bridal: For The Fairy Princess In None Of Us Disney Bridal: For The Fairy Princess In None Of Us

Have you heard? Disney, the very same company that has been selling young girls the myth that if we sit around on your asses long enough, a prince will come and whisk you us off our feet, is now selling young women wedding dresses inspired by the various Disney princesses: Ariel from The Little Mermaid, Belle from …

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