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Trump Wants the Nobel Peace Prize, and With His Latest Moves, the Deplorable in Chief Just Might Win Trump Wants the Nobel Peace Prize, and With His Latest Moves, the Deplorable in Chief Just Might Win

Thank you, North Korea, for releasing three American detainees early Thursday morning; but damn you, North Korea, for releasing them to the worst president to ever spit tabacky juice into an Oval Office trash can.

Wait, CIA Director Mike Pompeo Met With Kim Jong Un? Wait, CIA Director Mike Pompeo Met With Kim Jong Un?

In between the Russia scandal, the wayward tweets and the plethora of lawyers turning down the president’s promposals, CIA Director Mike Pompeo dipped out to visit North Korean leader and resident nut job Kim Jong Un.

If Trump Is Meeting With North Korean President Kim Jong Un, Then Dennis Rodman Needs to Be There If Trump Is Meeting With North Korean President Kim Jong Un, Then Dennis Rodman Needs to Be There

You know what’s more bizarre then two hot-headed world leaders getting together in a room to talk peace? Dennis Rodman. Rodman—the tattooed, onetime drug addict-and-onetime basketball player-turned-reformed drug addict, whose temperament can best be described as a faulty shredded trip wire on its last thread—has the…

Mike Pence Doesn’t Bat an Eye Bashing North Korea’s Military Parade While Praising Donald Trump’s Parade Mike Pence Doesn’t Bat an Eye Bashing North Korea’s Military Parade While Praising Donald Trump’s Parade

Vice President Mike Pence refuses to admit that President Donald Trump’s call for a military parade is really just a dick-measuring contest of presidential proportions.

Taunting Kim Jong Un Into World War III Seems Like a ‘Violent Threat,’ so Why Won’t Twitter Suspend Donald Trump’s Account? Taunting Kim Jong Un Into World War III Seems Like a ‘Violent Threat,’ so Why Won’t Twitter Suspend Donald Trump’s Account?

If, by chance, you happened to be invited to my house to play Mafia and eat some takeout from Nicky’s Thai Kitchen (I recommend the crab fried rice and the shrimp pad Thai) and you were greeted at my front door by my 2-year-old daughter, you’d probably think it was cute but mostly vaguely neglectful. Because why are…

We All Gonna Die: North Korea Fires Ballistic Missile, and The Root Staff Contemplate Becoming X-Men We All Gonna Die: North Korea Fires Ballistic Missile, and The Root Staff Contemplate Becoming X-Men

North Korea is back to being North Korea. After a two-month layoff, the communist regime launched a ballistic missile Tuesday afternoon.

Should Congress Take Away Trump’s Authority to Pre-Emptively Launch a Nuclear Strike? Should Congress Take Away Trump’s Authority to Pre-Emptively Launch a Nuclear Strike?

Over the past few months, members from both chambers of Congress have expressed doubt over whether President Donald Trump should retain the presidential authority to unilaterally launch a pre-emptive nuclear strike.

Trump Hints at ‘Major’ Announcement on North Korea, Trade Following Asia Trip  Trump Hints at ‘Major’ Announcement on North Korea, Trade Following Asia Trip 

Well, it’s anyone’s guess what President Donald Trump has lurking up his sleeve since he hinted Sunday about a “major” announcement on trade, and even North Korea, upon his return from his 12-day, five-country tour of Asia.

North Korea Says It’s Ready to Pop Off at ‘Any Moment’  North Korea Says It’s Ready to Pop Off at ‘Any Moment’ 

If you wanted a reason to stop paying your student loans, North Korea’s got you.

Why We Should Fear a North Korean Nuclear Attack, Explained Why We Should Fear a North Korean Nuclear Attack, Explained

As tensions continue to rise between Pyongyang and Washington, D.C., over North Korea’s ballistic missile and nuclear testing, arms-control experts are engaging in very sobering debates concerning America’s capacity to defend itself against full-scale nuclear attack.

Trump Adds North Korea to His Infamous Travel Ban: Power Move or More Child’s Play From the Idiot in Chief? Trump Adds North Korea to His Infamous Travel Ban: Power Move or More Child’s Play From the Idiot in Chief?

We all laughed over the weekend when, in response to Golden State Warriors point guard Steph Curry saying that he didn’t want to go to the White House, Donald Trump responded with something akin to, “Yeah! Well, I disinvite you anyway!” It was yet another juvenile moment in a long line of juvenile moments this…

An Annotated Translation of the Greatest Clapback of All Time An Annotated Translation of the Greatest Clapback of All Time

The text of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un’s response to Donald Trump’s United Nations speech will go down as one of the pettiest incidents in the annals of international shade throwing. To highlight the cataclysmic clapback of this piece of art, we assembled a group of world-renowned pettyologists from Atlanta;…

5 Times Donald Trump Proved to Be a Dotard  5 Times Donald Trump Proved to Be a Dotard 

There are very few times that I’ve ever found myself agreeing with the rhetoric of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. But Kim’s clapback after President Nooshi von BackWash screamed on him on a world stage (talking shit about a world leader during the United Nations General Assembly is the political equivalent of…

The Face-Off Between the 2 Most Despicable World Leaders Heats Up The Face-Off Between the 2 Most Despicable World Leaders Heats Up

The president of North Korea is a socially awkward psychopath, and the president of the United States is a white supremacist sympathizer and a raging lunatic. Both men have access to nuclear weapons, and both men are currently in a dick-measuring contest that could make casualties of us all.

Some of Us Are Not Convinced Y’all’s President Won’t Start a Nuclear War Some of Us Are Not Convinced Y’all’s President Won’t Start a Nuclear War

Let select members of the Tropicana Jong-il administration tell it, we needn’t worry about the threat of looming nuclear war. During an appearance on ABC’s This Week, national security adviser H.R. McMaster was asked whether or not the United States was any closer to war with North Korea than it had been in recent…

The Man Dance Between Trump and North Korea Continues; President Tweets That US Military Is ‘Locked and Loaded’ The Man Dance Between Trump and North Korea Continues; President Tweets That US Military Is ‘Locked and Loaded’

Donald Trump just won’t shut the hell up. Seriously. He won’t stop trying to get America into a nuclear war with the most unstable leader in the world. In fact, Guam—Guam, of all places!—is currently being threatened because the president won’t stop talking, or tweeting.

Kim Jong Un Is Showing Us That Trump Is the Real Crazy Man Kim Jong Un Is Showing Us That Trump Is the Real Crazy Man

With each advancement that North Korea makes in its nuclear-weapons program, Donald Trump responds with predictable petulance.

Trump Is Clearly Trying to Start a Nuclear War With North Korea; Here Are 5 Things I’m Going to Miss When It Happens Trump Is Clearly Trying to Start a Nuclear War With North Korea; Here Are 5 Things I’m Going to Miss When It Happens

On Tuesday, the president of back-road moonshine runners decided to have a full-on dick-measuring contest with the most unstable nation in the whole, entire world: North Korea. Think about this; North Korea is so incredibly unstable that the one American, out of the billions of Americans in existence, North Korea…

Trump Is Going to Tweet the US Into a War Trump Is Going to Tweet the US Into a War

Another day, another dumbass tweet from President Tiny Twitter Fingas. I know there are those who believe that the media shouldn’t follow the tweets of the dictator-in-chief. Those who believe that his tweets only move the focus away from his work or lack thereof, but let me assure you that his tweets are important,…

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