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Steve Bannon Goes Rogue, Calls Reporter and Spills All the Lipton, but Something Doesn’t Seem Right Steve Bannon Goes Rogue, Calls Reporter and Spills All the Lipton, but Something Doesn’t Seem Right

Steve Bannon, aka Fat Russell Crowe Face, aka the Notorious S.T.E.V.E, aka Papa Bannon, has gone rogue. With rumors swirling that the White House chief strategist might not survive the week, Bannon pulled an Anthony Scaramucci Mane and called a reporter to dump all the Lipton.

Trump Disbands Advisory Councils After CEOs ‘Greyjoy’ off His Sinking Ship Trump Disbands Advisory Councils After CEOs ‘Greyjoy’ off His Sinking Ship

Clearly it isn’t a courageous move by CEOs to abandon the president of white supremacy right after his off-the-rails white nationalist rant, but in a symbolic move, top corporate leaders have left the executive councils, forcing the president to end the groups altogether.

Here’s Why the CEOs Leaving Trump’s Councils Aren’t Heroes Here’s Why the CEOs Leaving Trump’s Councils Aren’t Heroes

When I was in the seventh grade, my dad gave me firm instructions to come home after school. My middle school was across the street from a mall, which meant that after school, everyone hung out, and my dad didn’t want me in the mall getting into trouble, since a group of kids had been caught stealing.

Trump Has Folder With Photos of Him on TV Looking Powerful Delivered to Him Because He’s a Child Trump Has Folder With Photos of Him on TV Looking Powerful Delivered to Him Because He’s a Child

I wish this were a joke. Seriously, I wish that the president of the White Walkers wasn’t this shallow and embarrassing, but according to a Vice News report, this dumbass has a folder full of positive cable news clippings, articles, interview transcripts, tweets and even “photos of Trump on TV looking powerful”…

Trump Retweets Unnamed-Source Report on North Korea Condemned by UN Ambassador Because He Doesn’t Know What the Hell He’s Doing Trump Retweets Unnamed-Source Report on North Korea Condemned by UN Ambassador Because He Doesn’t Know What the Hell He’s Doing

Because Donald Trump has no clue what the hell he’s doing in office, and because no one in his staff can keep his dumb ass off Twitter, he tweeted out an anonymously sourced story (because, you know, Fox News), and within hours, United Nations Ambassador Nikki Haley condemned the same story on Fox News.

Damn ... Damn ... Dayumm! Jimmie Walker Tells Fox News He Loves Trump, Bill Maher and Ronald Reagan Damn ... Damn ... Dayumm! Jimmie Walker Tells Fox News He Loves Trump, Bill Maher and Ronald Reagan

Before we begin this article, I need to reveal that a few weeks ago, I swore a solemn oath to the gods of hot sauce and ankle lotion that I would never publicly refer to a black person as a “coon.” I didn’t know I would be tested this soon.

‘I’m Not Steve Bannon, I’m Not Trying to Suck My Own Cock’: How Scaramucci Mane Is Becoming the New Honey Badger ‘I’m Not Steve Bannon, I’m Not Trying to Suck My Own Cock’: How Scaramucci Mane Is Becoming the New Honey Badger

There is a very easy deplorables test that one can take at home, and it goes like this: If you feel bad for the new White House communications director, Anthony Scaramucci, aka Scaramucci Mane, or anyone one who has been inside the Oval Office in the past five months, then you probably are a deplorable.

Trump Is a Passive-Aggressive Lover Who Needs to End It With Jeff Sessions Trump Is a Passive-Aggressive Lover Who Needs to End It With Jeff Sessions

Because the president handles his relationships like a Twitter-obsessed teen, the American public has been privy to the nightmare reality show that is the White House, and, it looks like Attorney General Jeff Sessions has upset the emperor.

Donald Trump Has Always Been a Disloyal Thot Donald Trump Has Always Been a Disloyal Thot

Shortly before Super Tuesday last year, then-Sen. Jeff Sessions endorsed Donald Trump for president. At a campaign rally in Sessions’ home state of Alabama, Sessions explained to the crowd that while “we don’t get everything we want” in a candidate, “at this time, in my best judgment, at this time in America’s…

If Trump Tweets and No One Reports It, Does It Make a Sound? If Trump Tweets and No One Reports It, Does It Make a Sound?

It’s Monday, and that usually means that the president, who has the mental capacity of a teenager in the back of his parents’ car on a road trip vacation he doesn’t want to be on, is tweeting again. Of course, he’s tweeting about Russia and witch hunts and FAKE NEWS (all caps, always all caps) and Hillary Clinton.

Nooooo! Sean Spicer Resigns as White House Names Anthony Scaramucci as Communications Director Nooooo! Sean Spicer Resigns as White House Names Anthony Scaramucci as Communications Director

Noooooooooooooooooooo!!! I can’t deal with this life! The one shining star in President Donald Trump’s abysmal and hopelessly clueless Cabinet was White House press secretary Sean “Spicy Facts” Spicer.

Big Mad: Trump Says He Never Would Have Appointed Sessions if He’d Known He Wouldn’t Have His Back With That Whole Russia Thing Big Mad: Trump Says He Never Would Have Appointed Sessions if He’d Known He Wouldn’t Have His Back With That Whole Russia Thing

Where are your president’s handlers when he needs them? Does he even have handlers? Is there anyone in the White House in charge of making sure he doesn’t say stupid stuff to the media he is so critical of? Apparently not, because this latest thing is a doozy.

There Must Be Pee-Pee Tapes: Why Else Would Trump Be So in Love With Putin? There Must Be Pee-Pee Tapes: Why Else Would Trump Be So in Love With Putin?

So now news has emerged that the president of rich white interests inside the United States slid over to Russian President Vladimir Putin’s lunch table during the G-20 summit to see if he wanted to hang out after school. I want you all to think clearly about this: While the sharks of Russian collusion are closing in,…

53 Percent of White Women Voted for Trump, Who Just Told France’s First Lady: ‘You’re in Such Good Shape ... Beautiful’ 53 Percent of White Women Voted for Trump, Who Just Told France’s First Lady: ‘You’re in Such Good Shape ... Beautiful’

White women confuse me. They always have. If last election vote totals are to be believed, then 53 percent of white women in America voted for the sexist-in-chief, yet 100 percent of white women also sympathize with the fictional white-lady slaves in The Handmaid’s Tale.

#Impeachment: 2 Democratic Congressmen Take 1st Step to Get Donald Trump Out of Office #Impeachment: 2 Democratic Congressmen Take 1st Step to Get Donald Trump Out of Office

For months the nation has held its collective breath waiting for something, anything, that the president does to be held against him and used to get him out of office. Now it appears that time has finally come, so we can all exhale: A California congressman has filed an article of impeachment against President Donald…

Caption This: Evangelical Leaders Lay Hands on President Caption This: Evangelical Leaders Lay Hands on President

President Donald Trump, who has laid low since returning from the G-20 summit late Saturday, joined evangelical leaders in the Oval Office on Monday for a prayer session, which included the laying on of hands.

Y’all’s President Met His Russian Political Benefactor and Behaved as Expected Y’all’s President Met His Russian Political Benefactor and Behaved as Expected

Throughout the week, much of the very media the president of the United States relentlessly vilifies once again rewarded him by needlessly giving him the benefit of the doubt.

This Might Be the Scariest Trump Video Yet This Might Be the Scariest Trump Video Yet

On Monday, President Donald Trump walked down the stairs of Air Force One. That part was easy. At the end of the stairs was a presidential limo so big, it’s nicknamed “the Beast.” It’s a massive limo, and it was parked at the bottom of the stairs. So ideally the president would walk off the plane and into the limo,…

Trump Is Going to Tweet the US Into a War Trump Is Going to Tweet the US Into a War

Another day, another dumbass tweet from President Tiny Twitter Fingas. I know there are those who believe that the media shouldn’t follow the tweets of the dictator-in-chief. Those who believe that his tweets only move the focus away from his work or lack thereof, but let me assure you that his tweets are important,…

Morning Joe Co-Host Mika Brzezinski Claps Back at Trump’s Mean Tweet Morning Joe Co-Host Mika Brzezinski Claps Back at Trump’s Mean Tweet

One of the two is paid to talk politics, and the other is an Orange Ass Clown. The two don’t like each other very much, except that one of them isn’t supposed to be talking about the other on social media because he’s the leader of the free world—except when that leader paints his skin orange and eats rubber steaks…

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