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Is the Trump Administration Running a Child-Trafficking Ring or Nah? Follow Me Down the Rabbit Hole Is the Trump Administration Running a Child-Trafficking Ring or Nah? Follow Me Down the Rabbit Hole

Donald Trump has been the conspiracy whisperer throughout his entire public life. Even before he was president, he was convinced that the Central Park Five were guilty (they weren’t). He spent years claiming that former President Barack Obama was born in Kenya (he wasn’t). He suggested that Supreme Court Justice…

Congratulations, NFL, You Played Yourself! Protest Fines Didn’t Appease Trump, Who Wants Players Who Don’t Stand for the Anthem Tossed Out of the Country Congratulations, NFL, You Played Yourself! Protest Fines Didn’t Appease Trump, Who Wants Players Who Don’t Stand for the Anthem Tossed Out of the Country

President Donald Trump knows how to light a tiki torch, doesn’t he? Shortly after news broke that the NFL had succumbed to the demands of the grand wizard of “Make America great again” to punish players who protest during the national anthem, Trump, who crusaded against players’ rights to protest, made it clear that…

Trump’s Bullying of the Justice Department Again Must Mean the Russia Investigation Is Heating Up  Trump’s Bullying of the Justice Department Again Must Mean the Russia Investigation Is Heating Up 

Whenever President Donald Trump starts tweeting wildly and furiously, it usually means he’s bothered about the Russia investigation. On Sunday the president fired off a series of all-cap-and-exclamation-point-laden tweets that were all over the place. In the end, the most telling tweet, and the one that proves that…

Trump Didn’t Know the Difference Between HIV and HPV, so Bill Gates Explained It to Him—Twice Trump Didn’t Know the Difference Between HIV and HPV, so Bill Gates Explained It to Him—Twice

At this point it might be better for everyone to keep a running list of things that President Donald Trump does know.

The Meeting Between Kim Jong Un and Trump Is About As Likely as a Full-Member New Edition Reunion Tour The Meeting Between Kim Jong Un and Trump Is About As Likely as a Full-Member New Edition Reunion Tour

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is about as stable as a Fabergé egg balancing on a toothpick that’s attached to the back of a cat that suffers from ADHD and hasn’t taken its medication but has just seen a mouse dart across the room.

#StayWoke: The Real Reason Trump’s Trying to Make China Great Again #StayWoke: The Real Reason Trump’s Trying to Make China Great Again

On Sunday, seemingly out of nowhere, President Donald Trump tweeted that he was going to ease crushing sanctions on Chinese phone company ZTE, which, under President Barack Obama’s administration, pissed off the United States by selling Iran’s largest telecom firm a powerful surveillance system capable of spying on…

Rudy Giuliani Is Either a Spy for the Left, an Idiot or Both Because He’s Destroying Trump With Every Interview Rudy Giuliani Is Either a Spy for the Left, an Idiot or Both Because He’s Destroying Trump With Every Interview

Rudy Giuliani has been in the White House just about two weeks, and he’s already taking a flamethrower to the place.

Khaki Pants, Meet Tiki Torch: Trump Just Suggested That Rudy Giuliani Needs to ‘Learn Before You Speak’ Khaki Pants, Meet Tiki Torch: Trump Just Suggested That Rudy Giuliani Needs to ‘Learn Before You Speak’

The idea that Donald J. Trump, president of all the VFW posts in the Midwest, would suggest that ex-New York Mayor and lifetime deplorable Rudy Giuliani needs to learn before he speaks is rich, but that’s exactly what happened Friday before the president departed for Dallas, where he will address the National Rifle…

Feds Tapped Longtime Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen’s Phone Weeks Before Raid: Report Feds Tapped Longtime Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen’s Phone Weeks Before Raid: Report

President Donald Trump’s longtime personal attorney Michael Cohen’s phones were tapped weeks before federal investigators executed a search warrant on his office.

Trump’s Goons Stormed Doctor’s Office Just 2 Days After He Claimed He Gave Trump Hair-Growth Meds: Report Trump’s Goons Stormed Doctor’s Office Just 2 Days After He Claimed He Gave Trump Hair-Growth Meds: Report

Remember President Donald Trump’s New York doctor, the one who looked like a mad scientist and was a gastroenterologist, who wrote a glowing letter in 2015 about Trump’s health and boasted, “If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency”? Well, now…

The Sunken Place Has Good Wi-Fi, so Now We Have (Not So) Deep Tweets by Kanye West

What is there left to say about Kanye West that hasn’t been said? If you’ve been living under a rock, or care enough about yourself to take social media sabbaticals, then you may not be aware that Kanye is out here tweeting everything he can think of. From theories on love to support of Donald Trump, no topic is…

Watch: Trump Embarrasses French President by Awkwardly Wiping Dandruff off His Collar Watch: Trump Embarrasses French President by Awkwardly Wiping Dandruff off His Collar

President Donald Trump welcomed French President Emmanuel Macron to the White House Tuesday, but the president of women who wear cowboy boots with their swimsuits doesn’t seem to understand that other world leaders are not auditioning for The Apprentice and therefore aren’t looking for jobs, and they aren’t his…

Melania Trump Wore a White-Lady Beyoncé ‘Formation’ Hat Melania Trump Wore a White-Lady Beyoncé ‘Formation’ Hat

Black people call them hats. Seasoned black women call them crowns. White people call them chapeaux. Whatever your pick, on Tuesday, first lady Melania Trump donned what looked like a cross between an Easter Sunday hat made famous by mint-candy-carrying black women who can barely shuffle but will praise-dance you…

Did Trump Nickname Jeff Sessions ‘Mr. Magoo’ and Rod Rosenstein ‘Mr. Peepers’? An Analysis Proves He Did Did Trump Nickname Jeff Sessions ‘Mr. Magoo’ and Rod Rosenstein ‘Mr. Peepers’? An Analysis Proves He Did

During President Donald Trump’s tweet storm from his private shithole known commonly as Mar-a Lago in Florida, the president of coastal Kansas tweeted a gem of sorts that got many wondering what the hell kind of medication he’s been taking.

James Comey’s Memos: Putin Told Trump That Russia Had Some of the ‘Most Beautiful Hookers in the World’ James Comey’s Memos: Putin Told Trump That Russia Had Some of the ‘Most Beautiful Hookers in the World’

Because the news cycle never stops with the Trump administration, former FBI Director James Comey’s memos detailing conversations he had with the president were handed over to Congress on Thursday. As news sites are still combing through Comey’s notes, the most damning and arguably believable news to hit the interwebs…

Trump Set to Pardon Lying-Ass Scooter Libby: Report Trump Set to Pardon Lying-Ass Scooter Libby: Report

It would be nice if the president of the United States actually saw the irony of claiming that James Comey, the former director of the FBI, is a “liar” and a “leaker” at the same time that he’s set to pardon a known liar and leaker, but Trump doesn’t get irony. He also doesn’t get the American idiom of the pot and the…

Trump Is Not in Bed With Russia and He Proves It by Sending Mean Tweets! Trump Is Not in Bed With Russia and He Proves It by Sending Mean Tweets!

At this point, if you aren’t laughing at the Trump administration, then you really are missing the fun in all of this. As the investigation into Donald Trump’s reported ties to Russia, and specifically Russia’s involvement in the 2016 election that gave Trump the White House, continued, Trump took to Twitter to…

Robert Johnson Capes for Trump Over Black Unemployment Numbers (or Something) Robert Johnson Capes for Trump Over Black Unemployment Numbers (or Something)

America’s very first black billionaire out here caping for Donald Trump, ostensibly to finagle some deal that will make a very rich man richer. Or maybe he just likes being in proximity to power.

Trump Blasts Amazon, yet His Campaign Used It to Order Over $150,000 in Office Supplies: Report Trump Blasts Amazon, yet His Campaign Used It to Order Over $150,000 in Office Supplies: Report

President Donald Trump has a habit of saying one thing and doing another—like that historically embarrassing moment on the Late Show With David Letterman in which Trump blasted China for threatening America’s economic greatness, only for Letterman to show that Trump’s ties were made in China:

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