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Possible R&B Supergroup: Vladimir Putin, Edward Snowden and Ex-FBI Head James Comey Possible R&B Supergroup: Vladimir Putin, Edward Snowden and Ex-FBI Head James Comey

Groups break up and form new groups all the time. LeVert disbanded, only for lead singer Gerald Levert to join up with Johnny Gill and Keith Sweat to form LSG. New Edition broke up, and members Michael Bivins, Ronnie DeVoe and Ricky Bell reformed into the great BBD.

Represent the President or Nah? Top Lawyers Tell Trump to Kick Russian Rocks Represent the President or Nah? Top Lawyers Tell Trump to Kick Russian Rocks

Looks like President Vladimir TrumPutin is having trouble finding a law firm that’s willing to represent his lying ass in the Russia investigations, and that’s because the president has proved himself to be an untrustworthy client.

Joe Scarborough: Steve Bannon Is Leaking All Jared Kushner-Russia Intel Joe Scarborough: Steve Bannon Is Leaking All Jared Kushner-Russia Intel

I love nothing more than a good reality drama, and nothing is better than the reality-TV star-turned-president and his merry band of misfits. On Friday, Morning Joe co-host Joe Scarborough posited an interesting theory, and one that I think I can get behind.

Unique Views, Episode 44: White Slavery and America’s White Lies Unique Views, Episode 44: White Slavery and America’s White Lies

White slavery. The phrase and even the idea of it sounds funny, but this episode of The Root’s podcast, Unique Views—soon to be called The Haters—is serious.

Trump Is Spilling All the Tea Because He’s a Messy Bitch Trump Is Spilling All the Tea Because He’s a Messy Bitch

President Donald Trump is the friend you tell a secret to, a secret that clearly is directly connected to you, and when you hear that secret come back to you, you know exactly who said it, and when you question him, he defends it by saying, “But I never said your name, though.”

Melania Trump Hates Her Husband and She’s Becoming Our Spirit Animal Melania Trump Hates Her Husband and She’s Becoming Our Spirit Animal

Melania Trump is becoming the other America’s spirit animal, and by “other America,” I mean the America with a full set of teeth that doesn’t own a pickup truck or believe that the Confederate flag is a symbol of America’s pride. You know, the America that didn’t vote for this dirtbag. It appears not only that she…

TrumPutin Has Lost His Mind During Overseas Trip TrumPutin Has Lost His Mind During Overseas Trip

On Saturday, President Vladimir TrumPutin landed in Saudi Arabia for his first official trip as the lord and ruler of the “alt-right” deplorables. And, since landing in the birthplace of Islam, the president has curtsied, danced, softened his xenophobic rhetoric against Muslims and touched a glowing orb, and I think…

When Russia Wants to Prove the US President Isn’t a Liar, It’s Time to Break Up When Russia Wants to Prove the US President Isn’t a Liar, It’s Time to Break Up

It’s a sad day for America when the Russian president is willing to provide transcripts of the conversation between the president of the United States and Russian officials in order to prove that the U.S. president isn’t lying.

European Country to US: New Phone, Who Dis?  European Country to US: New Phone, Who Dis? 

Because President Vladimir TrumPutin has no idea what in the hell he’s doing—and that includes, I don’t know, showing classified material to Russian officials—a senior European official has told the Associated Press that since our president can’t even hold water, his country may stop sharing classified info with the…

If This Latest Russia Report Doesn’t Get Trump Impeached, I Don’t Know What Will If This Latest Russia Report Doesn’t Get Trump Impeached, I Don’t Know What Will

I don’t have to comb through years of President TrumPutin’s taxes or real estate dealings to point out collusion between the worst president in American history and Mother Russia, aka our play cousin. Let’s just look at the past week.

Trump’s Latest Claim Shows Just How Crazy He Really Is Trump’s Latest Claim Shows Just How Crazy He Really Is

Steve “Big Poppa” Bannon needs to come and get his son President Donald Trump ’cause he’s out here making up stuff again. During a recent interview with The Economist published Thursday, Trump laid claim to a commonly used phrase in economics, proving that at this point, he may just be crazy.

Eric Trump Claimed Russians Fund Trump’s Golf Courses: Report Eric Trump Claimed Russians Fund Trump’s Golf Courses: Report

One of President Vladimir TrumPutin’s sons was out here spilling all the tea in 2014, telling a prominent golf writer that Russians funded one of Papa’s golf courses, because of course they did.

TrumPutin on Trumpcare: You Want to Know What Sucks? Obamacare TrumPutin on Trumpcare: You Want to Know What Sucks? Obamacare

As a candidate, Vladimir TrumPutin swore that he was going to make a 100-day contract with the American public. He swore that he was going to “drain the swamp” and repeal and replace Obamacare. At this point, TrumPutin is the divorced dad who swears he’s coming to pick up the kids on his weekends, and those who voted…

100 Days In: The Hate That Hate Created 100 Days In: The Hate That Hate Created

The late, great comedian Patrice O’Neal had a joke about black Obama voters being upset with the former president shortly after he took office in his first term because the Obama presidency hadn’t turned out to be Vengeance Day. O’Neal joked that by that point, he, too, had thought he would have white slaves and a big…

President TrumPutin Won’t Release His Tax Returns, so Stop Asking President TrumPutin Won’t Release His Tax Returns, so Stop Asking

The time has come when all of us have to accept defeat. TrumPutin is president now, and as has been evidenced in his first 100 days, he will do and say anything, including making up stuff, because he is delusional and he puts ketchup on his steaks.

TrumPutin Has His Tiny Finger on the Button ... the Soda Button TrumPutin Has His Tiny Finger on the Button ... the Soda Button

It’s good to know that when President Twitter Fingers isn’t trolling countries on social media, he’s got his tiny orange finger on the button ... the soda button, that is.

President TrumPutin’s Latest Interview With the Associated Press Is Disturbing President TrumPutin’s Latest Interview With the Associated Press Is Disturbing

Look, let’s be honest; we don’t expect much from this president. As long as he can keep his wooden blocks off the floor, not watch the adult channels when Papa Bannon isn’t home and doesn’t pee all over the toilet seat, we will all collectively pat him on the head and send him on his way.

TrumPutin’s Vacation Plans Have Small NJ Town Worried TrumPutin’s Vacation Plans Have Small NJ Town Worried

Because President TrumPutin can’t stop vacationing, an entire town in New Jersey is shaking in its boots after learning that 45 may be taking his vacationing ass to one of his golf resorts as nasty Mar-a-Lago closes for the hot season.

1st Look at President Vladimir TrumPutin’s New Staff 1st Look at President Vladimir TrumPutin’s New Staff

Nothing says good ol’ American racism like these three: Kid Rock, Sarah Palin and Ted Nugent. For some reason, maybe because the president is a big ol’ conspiracy-theorist-loving colostomy bag, he had these three over in the White House. No, they aren’t President TrumPutin’s new staff, although they probably have the…

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