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The 10 Scariest Black People The 10 Scariest Black People

It’s Halloween season, which means being forced to pretend you don’t want to choke-slam old ladies for giving you marshmallow circus peanuts or candy corn (or, as I call it, “the devil’s butt plug”).

Shining Light on the ‘Alt-Right’: How This Satirical Show Could Fuel the Hatred It Mocks Shining Light on the ‘Alt-Right’: How This Satirical Show Could Fuel the Hatred It Mocks

In a recent op-ed, author Howard Jacobson argues that satire is among the most potent forms of criticism. Writing about the recent play that recast Julius Caesar as a parody of Donald Trump, Jacobson wrote that “wounding the vainglorious is a pleasing pastime in itself and contributes to their demoralization.”

Trump’s 1st 100 Days: A Photo Retrospective Trump’s 1st 100 Days: A Photo Retrospective

On Jan. 20 around noon, the America that we knew and liked enough to kick it with died. Former President Barack Obama loosened his tie and began windsurfing, and Russia’s play cousin, Vladimir TrumPutin, officially took office as president of the United States. On April 29, Trump reached his first 100 days in office,…

Trumpfluenza: A Public Mental-Health Alert Trumpfluenza: A Public Mental-Health Alert

After years of research and evaluation, the Yearly Psychological and Psychiatric Universal Lexicon Listing (Y.P. P.U.L.L.) will make its first addition in years to the official list of mental diseases. Although scientists and researchers often discover variations in already diagnosed maladies, or designate scientific…

‘Dear White People’: The Secret White Email That Started the Netflix Boycott ‘Dear White People’: The Secret White Email That Started the Netflix Boycott

On Wednesday, butt-hurt wypipo everywhere joined together to boycott Netflix because of the trailer for the new show Dear White People. After Issa Rae’s Insecure and Russian spies exposed America’s secret white email network last year, we managed to hack into the white server and unearth the email that started the…

Obama’s Letter to Trump Obama’s Letter to Trump

It is a tradition for the outgoing president to leave a letter to the incoming commander in chief. George W. Bush left a touching note for Barack Obama after Obama’s election, as did Bill Clinton for Bush after Bush became the 43rd president of the United States.

Top 10 People Summoned to Trump Towers to Fix Black America Top 10 People Summoned to Trump Towers to Fix Black America

Since the election of Donald J. Trump, we have witnessed an eclectic mix of black people streaming from Trump Tower, called upon by the dollop-shaped dictator to help him solve the problems of black America. Most of us have cast a skeptical eye at his selections because they seemingly have no training, expertise or…

The 2016 Wypipo Awards The 2016 Wypipo Awards

We’d like to welcome you to the annual Wypipo Awards.

White Advice for Black Protesters White Advice for Black Protesters

Hello, angry black people!

A Blow-by-Blow Account of the Harris Family’s 2016 4th of July Cookout A Blow-by-Blow Account of the Harris Family’s 2016 4th of July Cookout

Every year we receive so many unbelievable stories, tall tales and arguments about one particular black family’s barbecue. In an effort to dismiss all of these fantastical claims, this year we sent our own reporter undercover to get to the bottom of the facts about the Harris family’s cookout. Although we still…

The Many Complaints of Abigail Fisher The Many Complaints of Abigail Fisher

On Thursday the Supreme Court upheld the University of Texas’ affirmative action policies and shot down claims by Abigail Fisher that the policy was unconstitutional. Although Fisher claimed that she was denied entry to the University of Texas because she was white; obviously her spot had been taken by some student of…

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