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100 Days of Minute Maid Mao as President Feels Like 1,000 and I’s Tired 100 Days of Minute Maid Mao as President Feels Like 1,000 and I’s Tired

Since Jan. 20, 2017, stupidity, absurdity and white mediocrity have been having the time of their lives as the 45th president of the United States of America has behaved like the brain-damaged oompa loompa many of us who suffered through the 2016 presidential election found him to be then.

TrumPutin on Trumpcare: You Want to Know What Sucks? Obamacare TrumPutin on Trumpcare: You Want to Know What Sucks? Obamacare

As a candidate, Vladimir TrumPutin swore that he was going to make a 100-day contract with the American public. He swore that he was going to “drain the swamp” and repeal and replace Obamacare. At this point, TrumPutin is the divorced dad who swears he’s coming to pick up the kids on his weekends, and those who voted…

Trump’s 1st 100 Days: A Photo Retrospective Trump’s 1st 100 Days: A Photo Retrospective

On Jan. 20 around noon, the America that we knew and liked enough to kick it with died. Former President Barack Obama loosened his tie and began windsurfing, and Russia’s play cousin, Vladimir TrumPutin, officially took office as president of the United States. On April 29, Trump reached his first 100 days in office,…

The Complete Breakdown of Obama’s vs. Trump’s 1st 100 Days The Complete Breakdown of Obama’s vs. Trump’s 1st 100 Days

One hundred days ago, a Harvard-educated, self-made constitutional scholar handed over the White House keys to a stubby-fingered, cheddar-colored colostomy bag in a cheap toupee. To celebrate the fact that Donald Trump has yet to reduce the country to a pile of rubble smoldering under the dark cloud of nuclear winter…

100 Days In: The Hate That Hate Created 100 Days In: The Hate That Hate Created

The late, great comedian Patrice O’Neal had a joke about black Obama voters being upset with the former president shortly after he took office in his first term because the Obama presidency hadn’t turned out to be Vengeance Day. O’Neal joked that by that point, he, too, had thought he would have white slaves and a big…

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