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Now's Your Chance To Get A Poster Featuring Literally Every Single Toyota Ever Sold Here Now's Your Chance To Get A Poster Featuring Literally Every Single Toyota Ever Sold Here

You have pined your entire life for a poster featuring a 1989 Toyota Corolla All-Trac. But you also have a thing, weirdly, for the Scion xD, a car nobody ever loved. And a Lexus SC300. And a Toyota Prius Prime. And a brand-spanking-new Toyota 4Runner TRD Pro. But no one was able to give you all of these things, on a…

High Speed Chases Are Hard

“Is he running out of gas?” the ABC7 news anchors wonder, as the black car comes to a casual, comfortable stop at a mini-mart. “What would they do here if he’s pulled into this... Oh. Oh dear. We might have the wrong car, Colleen.”

The Rolls-Royce Cullinan Configurator Is Up For You To Make a $325,000 Tribute To Space Jam The Rolls-Royce Cullinan Configurator Is Up For You To Make a $325,000 Tribute To Space Jam

The Rolls-Royce Cullinan will be the hero of every parking lot. Even the sort of underwhelming grocery store parking lots, the kind that make you go, “wait, why is that here?” But if you want the peasantry’s next question to be “and who the hell would make it look like that?” then surely you need the Rolls-Royce…

Air-To-Air Helicopter Refueling Still Gives Me The Willies

I know that it’s “normal.” I know that it’s something military aviators do every day. Air-to-air refueling, even with helicopters, is vital and necessary and even routine for a lot of operations. But all of those whirling blades and fuel hoses still gives me the heebie-jeebies.

BMW's ReachNow Car Sharing Service Is Mostly Dead In Its Biggest Market BMW's ReachNow Car Sharing Service Is Mostly Dead In Its Biggest Market

ReachNow was BMW’s attempt at launching a car sharing service in Brooklyn to rival Mercedes-Benz’s Car2Go and the independent ZipCar. I saw “was,” because it is now (mostly) dead with the service saying it is “pivoting” from 250 free-floating cars to six cars. All parked in one apartment building.

Please Pray For The Ukrainian Military Dolphins Who Are Now Dead Please Pray For The Ukrainian Military Dolphins Who Are Now Dead

Dolphins are our friends, and that means sometimes they do our evil bidding and fight our wars for us, as friends do. But sometimes, sometimes, they go EVEN FRIENDLIER, by starving themselves until they die (????) because they refuse to fight for Russia (???????????).

Our 'Hands-Off' Federal Government Is Killing American Autonomous Cars Our 'Hands-Off' Federal Government Is Killing American Autonomous Cars

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We Have No Idea How This Racer Did A Backflip And Walked Away

Russian race car driver Matevos Isaakyan was heading up the hill on the famous Eau Rouge corner during the Six Hours of Spa last weekend when his car spontaneously decided to do not one, but two backflips. And somehow, he was physically just fine after it.

Comment Of The Day: Filthy Rich Edition Comment Of The Day: Filthy Rich Edition

Photos of the upcoming Rolls-Royce Cullinan leaked today, and while a lot of it was a bit “ho-hum Rolls-Royce we’ve seen before but now an SUV,” we simply could not get over those rear-facing jump seats. But what are they even for?

There Is No Such Thing As A Flying Car There Is No Such Thing As A Flying Car

Look at this thing. Uber calls it an “aerial taxi.” Our friends at Gizmodo call it a “flying car.” But it’s not. There are airplanes. There are helicopters. There’s no such thing as a flying car, and anyone who tells you otherwise is lying to you.

Praise High, For Google Maps Is Coming To Volvos Praise High, For Google Maps Is Coming To Volvos

While Volvo’s overall infotainment systems are widely hailed as some of the best out there, its navigation system, specifically, is known to be crap. But Volvo wants to remedy that. So now, if you can get one, your next Volvo will have Google Maps instead.

Erik Shilling Is Having A Very Nice Time In France Erik Shilling Is Having A Very Nice Time In France

And now, let’s check in with Jalopnik’s News Editor Erik Shilling, who is on vacation in France with a borrowed Volkswagen Up GTI.

Care By Volvo Is Off To A Messy Start Care By Volvo Is Off To A Messy Start

The Care by Volvo subscription service sounded like a hell of a deal. Pay $600 a month and you’d get not only a brand-new Volvo XC40, but everything from insurance to basic maintenance thrown in with it. No down payments, no extra fees. And it should be a deal—but multiple would-be subscribers say their promised cars…

Daryl Hall & John Oates – 'It's A Laugh' Daryl Hall & John Oates – 'It's A Laugh'

Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.

Which Car Company Makes The Best Semi-Autonomous Driving System? A Cargument

Okay, okay, so some people might have died while utilizing Tesla’s semi-autonomous Autopilot system. It’s still the best one there is. Or it isn’t, because Cadillac’s Super Cruise is also a contender, and one Ryan Felton (wrongly) believes it’s better than Autopilot, plus it hasn’t killed anybody.

Pink Martini – 'The Gardens Of Sampson And Beasly' Pink Martini – 'The Gardens Of Sampson And Beasly'

Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.

Mexico Is Pissed Mexico Is Pissed

Good morning! Welcome to The Morning Shift, your roundup of the auto news you crave, all in one place every weekday morning. Here are the important stories you need to know.

A Drunk Driver Captured Their Own Harrowing Journey On A Dashcam And It's Pretty Clenching

We all know driving drunk is among the things to be considered “Extremely Bad,” but it can be hard to fathom just how bad until you see it up close. But a drunk driver in Britain managed to record her own terrifying drunk ride through a dashcam, and the result will make you never even consider doing it.

What Racing Can Learn From Sumo 

Racing is plagued. For years, if not decades, what were once exciting races have turned into parade laps. Sometimes, if you’re really lucky, you might get an interesting battle for fifth or sixth. “Yay..... I guess...” you say to yourself, while you try to convince your friends to watch a race with you. But it doesn’t…

Good God Can We Finally Replace The Lousy Emergency Brake With This Good God Can We Finally Replace The Lousy Emergency Brake With This

There is are extremely few circumstances when you should pull the emergency brake on a train. Like, almost zero. We should get rid of it entirely, and replace it with this thing. An emergency handle just to let the train driver know something’s up.

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