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The Most Ticketed Car Show In America May Be 'Canceled' But We're Here Anyway The Most Ticketed Car Show In America May Be 'Canceled' But We're Here Anyway

The most ticketed car show in America, also known as H2Oi, is officially canceled. Done. Finito. But that doesn’t matter. We’re in Ocean City, Maryland, with the crew of Car vs. America, and it’s absolutely crawling with stanced cars. (And blog editors-turned-television-presenters.)

What Do You Want To Know About The 2017 Ford Mustang Shelby GT350R? What Do You Want To Know About The 2017 Ford Mustang Shelby GT350R?

Raph and I have come to Detroit, America’s Finest City™, and for Detroit, we needed a fine car. So we get a 2017 Ford Mustang Shelby GT350R. It’s loud as hell, and comfier than you’d expect. Ask us anything you want about it.

Tesla Just Quietly Solved The Biggest Problem To Electric Car Adoption Tesla Just Quietly Solved The Biggest Problem To Electric Car Adoption

Tesla just announced that it’s expanding its Supercharger network of fast-charging stations to dense urban areas, starting with Boston and Chicago. If you don’t understand how that seemingly minor announcement could be the harbinger of the real electric revolution, then you don’t know jack.

Please Put On A Helmet You're Freaking Us All The Hell Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please Put On A Helmet You're Freaking Us All The Hell Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not some sort of finger-wagging ninny, I’ll say that upfront. But I am a human being, and frankly, sir, when I see you riding your motorcycle without a helmet, it makes me nervous as all hell. Stop it. Right now.

I Can't Stop Watching Janky Cars Try To Bash And Fly Through A Tuff Truck Course I Can't Stop Watching Janky Cars Try To Bash And Fly Through A Tuff Truck Course

The theory of Tuff Trucks is pretty simple. Lay out a torture test on a dirt course, complete with hills and jumps, and let just about anything run the track. A lot of the time you get incredibly hardcore trucks that look like they could run the Baja. But sometimes, you get crap like this Saturn. And it’s amazing.

Jeep Sale To Chinese Company May Be Going Nowhere Jeep Sale To Chinese Company May Be Going Nowhere

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Automakers Are Begging Trump For Tighter Fuel Economy Standards Automakers Are Begging Trump For Tighter Fuel Economy Standards

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Here's What The Ford Raptor's Suspension Looks Like When It's Running Off Road Here's What The Ford Raptor's Suspension Looks Like When It's Running Off Road

The 2017 Ford Raptor is all big turbo engine, enormous body, and the beefiest Fox Racing shocks this side of a baja truck. That suspension is damn near all the fun in the Raptor, and this what it looks like when it’s actually being put to work.

When You Should Spend $70,000 Or $150,000 On A BMW Sedan  When You Should Spend $70,000 Or $150,000 On A BMW Sedan 

Hello, my somewhat wealthy friend. You’ve worked hard in your life to earn your riches. You deserve nice things. Things like a 2017 BMW 530i. You’ve earned it. Go on, get it. Oh wait, you’re not somewhat wealthy—you’re stupid wealthy? Well, then. Fuck everyone. Get an Alpina B7. Here’s what $150,000 gets you over…

We're The Staff Of Jalopnik, Let's Chat We're The Staff Of Jalopnik, Let's Chat

It’s a Friday afternoon right and it’s hot as hell out. We’re taking it easy, just like you, and once again we’re blatantly stealing this idea from Deadspin. Come chill.

Disgraced Former Top Gear Host Chris Evans Is Still The Highest Paid Presenter At The BBC Disgraced Former Top Gear Host Chris Evans Is Still The Highest Paid Presenter At The BBC

Chris Evans, everyone’s favorite one-season Top Gear shouty man, is getting paid £2.25 million (or $2,932,447.50) by the BBC, according to a report from the British government broadcaster. But the weird thing is, even though it’s not for Top Gear, it’s at least in part because of Jeremy Clarkson.

Tesla Is Finally Fixing Its Board Tesla Is Finally Fixing Its Board

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The French Army Just Celebrated Bastille Day By Playing A Daft Punk Medley The French Army Just Celebrated Bastille Day By Playing A Daft Punk Medley

France is a country, so to celebrate its national holiday, Bastille Day, it puts on a huge military parade. And because France is a Chill and Cool country, it celebrates by making its military play a bunch of Daft Punk, France’s most accomplished robots.

Comment Of The Day: The Only Good Take About Our Broken Alfa Romeo Edition Comment Of The Day: The Only Good Take About Our Broken Alfa Romeo Edition

One of the Alfa Romeos we’ve got out of the press fleet broke down on us last night. There were many searing nuclear takes about what we did wrong and how we are bad people because of it, but this is the only good one.

The Alfa Romeo Giulia Is The Perfect Unreliable Italian Car We've Always Dreamed Of The Alfa Romeo Giulia Is The Perfect Unreliable Italian Car We've Always Dreamed Of

BONG BONG BONG. The dashboard had lit up like a Christmas tree. Power was gone. The whole car started shuddering. We were in a 2017 Alfa Romeo Giulia with just barely 1,709 miles on the odometer, and it was already breaking down.

I Have Questions About This Door I Have Questions About This Door

Hello. This is the Aston Martin Valkyrie. It doesn’t have doors. It has a circular hatch, and I have no idea what anyone’s supposed to do with it.

This Guy Drifting And Doing Burnouts In A 90-Year-Old Bugatti Is Living His Best Life This Guy Drifting And Doing Burnouts In A 90-Year-Old Bugatti Is Living His Best Life

Many words are written about the Goodwood Festival of Speed, and how there are lots of crazy rally cars and trucks and whatnot flying up a hill. But I just want to appreciate this 1927 Bugatti Type 35B, which was absolutely flogged around the track like it should be.

You Don't Deserve A Chevrolet SS But Go Get One Before It's Too Late You Don't Deserve A Chevrolet SS But Go Get One Before It's Too Late

Take a look at yourself in the mirror. You have bad opinions and you only buy massive heaps of dumb shit. You don’t deserve anything good. “But I deserve nice things, I’m a nice person!” No. You’re terrible. You all never bought a Chevrolet SS, and now they’re gone with no replacement. Chevy finally got the thing…

Autonomous Car Law Is About To Start Making Some Sense Autonomous Car Law Is About To Start Making Some Sense

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