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Macklemore Plays God, the Internet Are Saints, and Bebe Rexha's a Total Mess

Y/N is a guide to the week’s music releases based on our highly scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system.

What the Fuck Is This Roe v. Wade Movie? What the Fuck Is This Roe v. Wade Movie?

On June 11, NOLA.com reported on the production of a “Roe v. Wade movie” that was filming in New Orleans. On July 3, The Hollywood Reporter revealed more details of said production, describing the film as a “secret Roe v. Wade movie” that appears to be slanted pro-life, has been riddled with production issues, and…

The Merits of Zayn Malik's Dorky New Single 'Sour Diesel,' Debated

Former One Direction member and wearer of his girlfriend Gigi Hadid’s Anna Sui T-shirt Zayn Malik is back with a new single that compares a woman to drugs, and a mask that looks like it was ripped off the face of MF Doom. We know weed is good, but is “Sour Diesel?” Jezebel investigates in this exclusive excerpt from…

Tyrese Has Seen the Error of His Ways Regarding His Feud With Dwayne Johnson Tyrese Has Seen the Error of His Ways Regarding His Feud With Dwayne Johnson

Nothing was the same after Tyrese sarcastically congratulated Dwayne Johnson for getting a Fast & Furious spinoff. They haven’t spoken to each other since, and Tyrese now feels like maybe he shouldn’t have said some of the sentences he said out loud about it.

Girlfriends Creator Agrees With Me That the Show Needs a Proper Ending, Maybe a Movie

If there’s even a sliver of a chance that the former CW series Girlfriends—the show where we met and fell in love with Tracee Ellis Ross—can get a reboot or a movie with a proper ending, I’m giving Hollywood my blessings to make it happen.

Ariana Grande Makes Us Pray to a Feminist Woman God

Y/N is a guide to the week’s music releases based on our highly scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system.

The Perfect Temperature Is 74 Degrees The Perfect Temperature Is 74 Degrees

Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.

Jesus Must Win So That John Legend Can EGOT Jesus Must Win So That John Legend Can EGOT

Our friend—my friend—John Legend needs to get this one Emmy Award to become an EGOT sensation.

Tom Tom Is Finally Come Coming Tom Tom Is Finally Come Coming

After two years, a heavy financial and emotional investment, and many, many expressionless stares from Tom Schwartz during its development, Lisa Vanderpump’s latest sexy, unique LA bar, Tom Tom, is ready to open.

Childish Gambino Is Blatantly Angling for That Song of the Summer Childish Gambino Is Blatantly Angling for That Song of the Summer

We’re not a full month into summer yet, which means there’s still beaucoup time to anoint the Song of the Summer, a title only music industry people seem to care about. To perhaps challenge Drake’s “Nice for What” (the current No. 1 song in the country) and Cardi B’s “I Like It,” Childish Gambino / Donald Glover has a…

Who Hailey Baldwin Is Not Who Hailey Baldwin Is Not

Justin Bieber has confirmed that he’s officially engaged to be MARRIED to Hailey Baldwin (~he’s off the market, ladies~), and yes, we know a lot about him—way too much. But who is she not?

All the Completely Non-Murdery Things the Jezebel Staff Would Do on Purge Night All the Completely Non-Murdery Things the Jezebel Staff Would Do on Purge Night

On July 4, the first-ever Purge commenced in movie theaters nationwide, with the release of The First Purge. Since Jezebel is the official blog of The Purge franchise, a few staff members contemplated what we would do in the event of an actual purge—a situation in which crime is legal for the night and allowed to be…

The Inmates Get New Prison Digs, Frenemies in Orange Is the New Black's Season 6 Trailer

“It’s very different heah. These girls are psychos,” Lorna says in the Season 6 trailer for Orange Is the New Black. Oh yes, that’s right, there was a riot, Litchfield got destroyed, and now there’s a new corrupt prison in town. In Season 6, the inmates relocate to maximum security post-riot, which means they are not…

Justin Timberlake Thinks 'Summer Starts Now' (He's Wrong), Plus 'Boo'd Up' Remixes Have Begun

Y/N is a guide to the week’s music releases based on our highly scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system.

A Heck of a Goodbye to Kelly Stout, World's Greatest Dad

After Gawker.com was taken out by the forces of [various redacted factors], Kelly Stout, the site’s then deputy editor, brought her incredible talents to Jezebel. She is by all accounts a sharp, dutiful, irreplaceable editorial force, a dogged editor who’s been indispensable as a coworker, a thinker, friend, a DAD,…

Can You Handle Idris Elba Playing a Villain Zaddy in the Fast & Furious Spinoff? Can You Handle Idris Elba Playing a Villain Zaddy in the Fast & Furious Spinoff?

Idris Elba will reportedly play the hot “main villain” in the Fast & Furious spinoff starring Dwayne Johnson—a film Tyrese Gibson has been vehemently against.

Obsessing Over the Quiet Charm of Terrace House

The chaos of reality TV is an addiction so comfortable, so absolute that anything less tends to feel abnormal. The barefaced fabrication of Love and Hip-Hop, the demure, petty drama of Real Housewives—it’s all easily digestible. But recently, my heart has pulled me in a polar direction, toward a show with an…

Florence and the Machine's 'Big God' Is a Big Mood

Y/N is a guide to the week’s music releases based on our highly scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system.

This Reality Show Is Just Lost But With Real People

If you’re a Lost fan who’s still mad about how the series ended eight years ago, maybe this reality show will fill the void. It is basically a sequel.

The Game of Thrones Goodbyes Begin Now The Game of Thrones Goodbyes Begin Now

We’ve got over a year and a half until the final season of Game of Thrones airs on HBO (sometime in late 2019). We must be patient, but we are permitted to begin crying now at the mere thought of it. As filming on its eighth season wraps, we’ll be hearing goodbyes from the cast for more than an entire year before we…

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