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Trump’s Black ‘Friends,’ Explained Trump’s Black ‘Friends,’ Explained

It isn’t that hard to understand. Like all slave masters before him, President Shitty McShitFace’s relationship with black folks works like this: If you are a black woman, are you hot? If so, then Donald Trump—when he was single—would’ve dated you. If you are a black man, do you have money or power? If so, Trump will…

Ain't that Just Like a White Nationalist: Trump Pissed at The Removal of 'Beautiful' Confederate Statues Ain't that Just Like a White Nationalist: Trump Pissed at The Removal of 'Beautiful' Confederate Statues

President Douchey Von ShitFace isn’t happy that the ‘beautiful’ statues commemorating racism at it’s finest are being removed, because you know racism and monuments to racism need to be preserved!

Steve Bannon Goes Rogue, Calls Reporter and Spills All the Lipton, but Something Doesn’t Seem Right Steve Bannon Goes Rogue, Calls Reporter and Spills All the Lipton, but Something Doesn’t Seem Right

Steve Bannon, aka Fat Russell Crowe Face, aka the Notorious S.T.E.V.E, aka Papa Bannon, has gone rogue. With rumors swirling that the White House chief strategist might not survive the week, Bannon pulled an Anthony Scaramucci Mane and called a reporter to dump all the Lipton.

Sex Tapes, Boob Jobs and Blackmail: Ezekiel Elliott’s Domestic Violence Case Is Getting Messy, and Here’s What You Need to Know Sex Tapes, Boob Jobs and Blackmail: Ezekiel Elliott’s Domestic Violence Case Is Getting Messy, and Here’s What You Need to Know

The NFL has suspended Dallas Cowboys star running back Ezekiel Elliott for six games after Elliott’s ex-girlfriend Tiffany Thompson claimed that she was abused by Elliott. Here’s everything we know:

Trump Disbands Advisory Councils After CEOs ‘Greyjoy’ off His Sinking Ship Trump Disbands Advisory Councils After CEOs ‘Greyjoy’ off His Sinking Ship

Clearly it isn’t a courageous move by CEOs to abandon the president of white supremacy right after his off-the-rails white nationalist rant, but in a symbolic move, top corporate leaders have left the executive councils, forcing the president to end the groups altogether.

Who Is Hope Hicks? Who Cares? Trump’s Interim Communications Director Won’t Be There Long Who Is Hope Hicks? Who Cares? Trump’s Interim Communications Director Won’t Be There Long

Senior communications adviser Hope Hicks has been temporarily promoted to White House communications director, and we all know that this assignment won’t last long—not necessarily because Hicks isn’t capable, but because defending the president is proving to be impossible.

Here’s Why the CEOs Leaving Trump’s Councils Aren’t Heroes Here’s Why the CEOs Leaving Trump’s Councils Aren’t Heroes

When I was in the seventh grade, my dad gave me firm instructions to come home after school. My middle school was across the street from a mall, which meant that after school, everyone hung out, and my dad didn’t want me in the mall getting into trouble, since a group of kids had been caught stealing.

Trump Still Blaming ‘Both Sides’ for Va. Violence, Says White Nationalists Had Permits and Asks What About the ‘Alt-Left’ That Came Charging at Them?! Trump Still Blaming ‘Both Sides’ for Va. Violence, Says White Nationalists Had Permits and Asks What About the ‘Alt-Left’ That Came Charging at Them?!

On Saturday, 32-year-old Heather Heyer was killed after authorities say a white nationalist slammed his car into a group of protesters rallying to combat hate. It took the president some two days to come out against the group of people whose tiki-torch-laced march led to the death of Heyer and the injuries of several…

Hey, Paris Dennard, Woofing Only Works on the Basketball Court Against Nonblacks Hey, Paris Dennard, Woofing Only Works on the Basketball Court Against Nonblacks

Thank God for the stereotype of the violent black man, not because it’s accurate or because it’s deserved, but because there are people who believe that all black men are violent. As a result, those of us who can’t fight can rest, or coast, on the laurels of those of us who can.

Steve Bannon, the Dr. Umar Johnson of White Nationalism, May Be Out of the White House by the End of the Week: Report Steve Bannon, the Dr. Umar Johnson of White Nationalism, May Be Out of the White House by the End of the Week: Report

Looks like the prince of white nationalism might be out of his job as the breaker of black backs and the whisperer of white supremacy. If reports are to be believed, President TrumPutin’s chief political strategist and former executive chairman of Breitbart News, Steve “Papa” Bannon, may be out of the White House by…

Trump Gives Tired Speech Denouncing Hate, Then Tweets Dog Whistle to White Supremacists Trump Gives Tired Speech Denouncing Hate, Then Tweets Dog Whistle to White Supremacists

President Trump has always been a racist and a supporter of white supremacy. So when the president gave his carefully crafted speech denouncing white hate some two days ago as the torch-wielding race rally left one woman dead and several injured, the only people who were moved by the speech were white supremacists.…

Here’s Why Jeff Sessions Federal Investigation Into Charlottesville, Va.’s White Supremacy Rally Is Bullshit Here’s Why Jeff Sessions Federal Investigation Into Charlottesville, Va.’s White Supremacy Rally Is Bullshit

Who are we kidding? Attorney General Jeff “King Keebler” Sessions’ federal investigation into the torch-wielding white supremacist march on Charlottesville, Va., is going to be an inconclusive waste of resources and efforts.

Va. Woman Killed in Charlottesville Car Attack: Report Va. Woman Killed in Charlottesville Car Attack: Report

The lone victim killed during a peaceful counterprotest against white supremacist hate during the Charlottesville, Va., rally Saturday has been identified as Heather Heyer.

Help Me Find the Lie: DNC Leader Keith Ellison Calls GOP ‘the Party of Racism’ Help Me Find the Lie: DNC Leader Keith Ellison Calls GOP ‘the Party of Racism’

In today’s water-is-wet news, Rep. Keith Ellison (D-Minn.)—arguably one of the realest to ever do it—told guests gathered at Netroots Nation conference on Friday that the “Republican Party today is the party of racism” and former President Abraham Lincoln wouldn’t kick it with these racists.

At Least 1 NFL Player Isn’t Scared to Protest At Least 1 NFL Player Isn’t Scared to Protest

While free agent quarterback Colin Kaepernick is still without an NFL home for his protest against the killing by police of unarmed African-American men, women and children, he still has at least one NFL supporter.

The Man Dance Between Trump and North Korea Continues; President Tweets That US Military Is ‘Locked and Loaded’ The Man Dance Between Trump and North Korea Continues; President Tweets That US Military Is ‘Locked and Loaded’

Donald Trump just won’t shut the hell up. Seriously. He won’t stop trying to get America into a nuclear war with the most unstable leader in the world. In fact, Guam—Guam, of all places!—is currently being threatened because the president won’t stop talking, or tweeting.

Donald Trump: Putin Is Bae, and No One Can Stop Our Love! Donald Trump: Putin Is Bae, and No One Can Stop Our Love!

The media needs to stop trying to break up President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin. Trump gave Putin his final rose, and at this point they have a miniature poodle named Flynn and a Prius they share.

NBA’s Zach Randolph Arrested for Marijuana Possession With Intent to Sell; Here’s a 6-Step Guide to How He Got Caught Slippin’ NBA’s Zach Randolph Arrested for Marijuana Possession With Intent to Sell; Here’s a 6-Step Guide to How He Got Caught Slippin’

Sacramento Kings forward Zach Randolph was arrested Wednesday on a felony charge of marijuana possession with intent to sell. Officers from the Los Angeles Police Department were called to the Nickerson Gardens projects in Watts because residents were allegedly blocking a street while playing loud music and smoking…

Wait, Were Mike Vick’s Comments About Colin Kaepernick’s Afro All for a TV Show? Wait, Were Mike Vick’s Comments About Colin Kaepernick’s Afro All for a TV Show?

So, last month Michael Vick fell into the sunken place after he took his black ass on Fox’s FS1 and made all kinds of respectability-politics comments about Colin Kaepernick’s gloriously fluffy Afro.

Anthony ‘Mucci Mane’ Scaramucci Compared His Phone Call With Reporter to Monica Lewinsky Scandal, and She Responded Anthony ‘Mucci Mane’ Scaramucci Compared His Phone Call With Reporter to Monica Lewinsky Scandal, and She Responded

I’m not going to lie—I miss Anthony “Mucci Mane” Scaramucci. Sure, he was only in the White House as communications director long enough to microwave a Hot Pocket, but man, what a fantastic run he had. But at least Mucci Mane hasn’t gone into hiding; in fact, he won’t stop talking—or tweeting, as the case may be.

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