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How Come No One in the Justice Department Can Explain the ‘Black Identity Extremists’ Report to Rep. Karen Bass?  How Come No One in the Justice Department Can Explain the ‘Black Identity Extremists’ Report to Rep. Karen Bass? 

The FBI created a 12-page document that ostensibly targets the Black Lives Matter movement titled, “Black Identity Extremists Likely Motivated to Target Law Enforcement Officers.” It claims that the August 2014 shooting of Michael Brown in Ferguson, Mo., was the tipping point for widespread anger and violence. Yet…

A Moment-by-Moment Look at Doug Jones’ Historic Win and Roy Moore’s Tragic Defeat Told in GIFs A Moment-by-Moment Look at Doug Jones’ Historic Win and Roy Moore’s Tragic Defeat Told in GIFs

According to pundits, Alabama civil rights hero Doug Jones was a long shot against accused pedophile Roy Moore.

Police Union Is Big Mad After Colin Kaepernick and His Protest Afro Visited Rikers Island Prisoners Police Union Is Big Mad After Colin Kaepernick and His Protest Afro Visited Rikers Island Prisoners

I pray that when my infant son is old enough to attend college, there are courses devoted to the historical lineage inside Colin Kaepernick’s Afro. In the history of Afros, Kaepernick’s falls somewhere between Angela Davis and all of the men from the grossly underrated family soul group the Sylvers.

With This Alabama Loss, Trump Is Becoming the Permanent Jordan Crying-Face Meme

President Lil Handsy von BackWash can never take his L like a man. After fully endorsing an accused pedophile for Congress, his candidate, Alabama’s own Roy Moore, who totally rode a horse to the voting station to vote, lost. He lost because black women, who are looking more and more like the real heroes in America’s…

Former White House Press Secretary Sean ‘Spicy Facts’ Spicer Is Writing a Tell-All. Let’s Come Up With Book Names Former White House Press Secretary Sean ‘Spicy Facts’ Spicer Is Writing a Tell-All. Let’s Come Up With Book Names

I imagine that Sean “Spicy Facts” Spicer still feels indentured to his master Donald J. Trump, so the news that he’s writing a tell-all about his months in the White House isn’t that appealing, considering that he still loves his overlord.

Roy Moore’s Wife: Our Attorney Is Jewish and We Have Black Friends. We Can’t Be Racists! Roy Moore’s Wife: Our Attorney Is Jewish and We Have Black Friends. We Can’t Be Racists!

Roy Moore really needs to ask his wife and his friends to STFU because they aren’t doing him any favors.

Trump Just Openly Campaigned for an Accused Pedophile Trump Just Openly Campaigned for an Accused Pedophile

If there was ever a doubt that President Donald Trump is fully caping for his brother from another mother, Senate candidate Roy Moore, he cleared them all up on Saturday morning when he tweeted:

Rep. Trent Franks Resigns Amid Rumors That He Offered a Staffer $5,000,000 to Carry His Child: Report Rep. Trent Franks Resigns Amid Rumors That He Offered a Staffer $5,000,000 to Carry His Child: Report

Rep. Trent Franks (R-Ariz.), who initially announced that he would be resigning at the end of January, has rendered his resignation effective immediately amid rumors that the lawmaker offered a former staffer $5 million to carry his child.

Disgraced Ex-Sheriff Joe Arpaio Strongly Considering Senate Run Disgraced Ex-Sheriff Joe Arpaio Strongly Considering Senate Run

Now that bigotry and racism is house-sitting 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., it seems fitting that ex-Maricopa County, Ariz., Sheriff Joe Arpaio—who was so vile and xenophobic that the courts ordered him to stop targeting Latinos in Arizona, but he refused and was sent to prison until the xenophobe in chief pardoned him—may…

Mike Pence Once Snitched on His College Frat for
Having a Keg Because He’s Mike Pence Mike Pence Once Snitched on His College Frat for Having a Keg Because He’s Mike Pence

My mom once worked at the mall managing the Santa booth. It was the holiday season and I’d come to see my mom, who had begun to hate her job. When I walked over to her booth, I was shocked to see that there was a black Santa.

Department of Justice Video Confirms Widely Held Belief That Jeff Sessions Is a Complete Asshole Department of Justice Video Confirms Widely Held Belief That Jeff Sessions Is a Complete Asshole

Attorney General Jeff Sessions has historically been an asshole. This isn’t debatable. He’s such an asshole that God’s greatest grandma, Coretta Scott King, once wrote a letter to block Sessions from becoming a federal judge. One of his major policies since becoming attorney general has been green-lighting policy that…

How Are The GOP Going to Make Up for Massive Tax Cuts to the Rich? Yep, Cuts to Medicaid and Welfare How Are The GOP Going to Make Up for Massive Tax Cuts to the Rich? Yep, Cuts to Medicaid and Welfare

Isn’t it just like the GOP to run out here an issue the trashiest tax bill in the history of tax bills, a tax bill that is literally cutting taxes for the top 1% and when asked how they are going to stop driving up the national deficit—remember the Republican Party is supposed to be the party of tightening up the…

Sen. Al Franken Admits No Guilt and Offers No Apology in Bizarre Resignation Speech Sen. Al Franken Admits No Guilt and Offers No Apology in Bizarre Resignation Speech

Sen. Al Franken (D-Minn.) has resigned following several allegations of sexual assault.

Denture-Gate: President Thick Tooth of the United ‘Shaehs’ Slurs Speech, and Hilarity Ensues Denture-Gate: President Thick Tooth of the United ‘Shaehs’ Slurs Speech, and Hilarity Ensues

It was set up to be a big speech, and as President Two Macs von NoFries was ending his announcement recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, he began slurring his speech. And before you get all “Hey, he might have been having a stroke; have you seen how bad he eats?” on me, I assure you that he wasn’t.

After Another Woman Says Al Franken Forcibly Kissed Her, Democrats Are Finally Calling for His Resignation After Another Woman Says Al Franken Forcibly Kissed Her, Democrats Are Finally Calling for His Resignation

Looks like Sen. Al Franken’s days are numbered after another woman came out saying that she was sexually assaulted by the onetime-comedian-turned-lawmaker.

Boxer Zab Judah Is Turning His Life Around 1 Patient at a Time Boxer Zab Judah Is Turning His Life Around 1 Patient at a Time

Boxer Zab Judah wasn’t supposed to be an inspiration. Early in his career, he wore the part of the flashy Brooklyn, N.Y.-born-and-raised fighter. He wore gold teeth and his Yankees fitted cap backward. He was quick of both fist and tongue.

Atlanta Hasn’t Had a White Mayor Since 1974, and Tuesday’s Mayoral Race Is So Close That It’s Headed for a Recount Atlanta Hasn’t Had a White Mayor Since 1974, and Tuesday’s Mayoral Race Is So Close That It’s Headed for a Recount

On Wednesday morning the race for Atlanta’s mayor was still too close to call, but that didn’t stop candidate Keisha Lance Bottoms from claiming victory after Tuesday’s runoff election.

The Bizarre Case of Meek Mill’s Incarceration, Explained The Bizarre Case of Meek Mill’s Incarceration, Explained

Let me make this clear: I’m not team #FreeMeekMill, but I am team #FreeRobertRihmeekWilliams.

With Trump’s Endorsement, the Republican
National Committee Is Sending Funds to an Accused Pedophile With Trump’s Endorsement, the Republican National Committee Is Sending Funds to an Accused Pedophile

Now that the president has come out and given his full endorsement to accused pedophile, and Alabama GOP Senate candidate, Roy Moore, the Republican National Committee is sending funds to help Moore’s campaign efforts in a closely contested race that will be decided next week.

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