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10 Things I Know About You if You Didn’t Cry Watching Drake’s ‘God’s Plan’ Video 10 Things I Know About You if You Didn’t Cry Watching Drake’s ‘God’s Plan’ Video

Earlier this month it was reported that Drake, aka Canadian Screech, walked into a Miami grocery store and announced over a bullhorn that the patrons could get whatever they wanted and it was on him.

White House Refuses to Release Photo of Trump Signing Bill That Overturned Mental Health Gun Restrictions: Report White House Refuses to Release Photo of Trump Signing Bill That Overturned Mental Health Gun Restrictions: Report

One of the first acts of Donald Trump’s presidency—which has officially become the undoing of President Barack Obama’s legacy—was to sign a resolution that made it easier for some people with mental health issues to obtain guns.

#StayWoke: Donald Trump’s Inaugural Committee Paid $26,000,000 to Melania’s Homegirl #StayWoke: Donald Trump’s Inaugural Committee Paid $26,000,000 to Melania’s Homegirl

So, get this: Six weeks before Donald Trump’s inauguration, Melania Trump’s longtime homegirl, and current senior adviser, Stephanie Winston Wolkoff started a company that received the largest payout from Trump’s inauguration committee.

Jeff Sessions’ Speech on Florida School Shooting Is a Nonsensical Symphony of Racist Dog Whistles Jeff Sessions’ Speech on Florida School Shooting Is a Nonsensical Symphony of Racist Dog Whistles

Attorney General Jeff Sessions is a genius when it comes to playing the racist dog whistle. During a speech Thursday at a sheriffs’ convention in Washington, D.C., Sessions found a way to bring up criminal records and gang violence while addressing Wednesday’s school shooting in Parkland, Fla., that killed 17 people.

Barack Obama Tried to Warn Former White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus on How to Handle Donald Trump Barack Obama Tried to Warn Former White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus on How to Handle Donald Trump

Barack Obama knew about being an exceptional president. He also knew what type of asshole was succeeding him, so he tried to give then-White House chief of staff Reince Priebus Repeat a heads-up on what his job would require.

Why Won’t the White House Explain Melania Trump’s Parents’ Immigration Status? Why Won’t the White House Explain Melania Trump’s Parents’ Immigration Status?

The White House has been very clear from day one that it doesn’t care for immigrants unless the immigrants are from Slovenia and they are the parents of your wife; then the White House doesn’t want to talk about immigration status or “chain migration”—the inflammatory term the White House uses to note how immigrants…

Now That Porn Actress Stormy Daniels Can Talk About Her Affair With Donald Trump, No One Cares Now That Porn Actress Stormy Daniels Can Talk About Her Affair With Donald Trump, No One Cares

We already know what happened between porn star Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump. We know how the two met. We know that Daniels and Trump started fucking shortly after Baron was born in 2006. We know that Trump likes to be spanked with a rolled-up Forbes magazine. We know all we need to know, and unless Trump told…

Here’s How Much Trump’s Fascist Military Parade Will Cost Here’s How Much Trump’s Fascist Military Parade Will Cost

If President Gilligan von SlaveTrade is to have his wishes of a grand military parade met, then the cost could range somewhere between $10 million and $30 million, according to the White House budget director.

GOP Senate Candidate’s Parents Donate Maximum Amount to His Democratic Rival GOP Senate Candidate’s Parents Donate Maximum Amount to His Democratic Rival

Republican U.S. Senate candidate Kevin Nicholson’s parents have decided that blood is not thicker than politics. That’s because they oppose their son’s political views so much that they donated the maximum amount allowed to his Democratic rival, current Wisconsin Sen. Tammy Baldwin.

#MAGA: Trump Properties Needed 144 Employees, so They Hired 143 Foreign Guest Workers and 1 American #MAGA: Trump Properties Needed 144 Employees, so They Hired 143 Foreign Guest Workers and 1 American

President Donald Trump is a roadside magician whose best trick is convincing the public that he actually has tricks. But all of Trump’s “magic” since taking office has been an obvious sleight of little hands.

Trump’s Lawyer: I Paid the Porn Star $130,000 but That Doesn’t Mean She Had Sex With the President Trump’s Lawyer: I Paid the Porn Star $130,000 but That Doesn’t Mean She Had Sex With the President

President Donald Trump didn’t pay porn star Stormy Daniels in an attempt to hide their reported affair. Trump’s longtime personal lawyer, Michael D. Cohen, paid Stormy, née Stephanie Clifford, out of his own pocket, but he won’t say why she was paid or what she was paid for. Cohen also claims that he was not…

Former White House Staffer Accused of Domestic Violence Was Being Considered for Promotion: Report Former White House Staffer Accused of Domestic Violence Was Being Considered for Promotion: Report

In a normal government like, say, Wakanda, a person with a history of domestic violence would not be able to ascend the ranks even as the FBI was denying said person security clearance. That person would not be allowed to date T’Challa’s fake daughter because he would have been banished from the kingdom. Sadly,…

Omarosa Fired From White House for Using Executive Car Service Like a Personal Uber: Report Omarosa Fired From White House for Using Executive Car Service Like a Personal Uber: Report

Who didn’t see this coming? Seriously, I tried to warn y’all that Omarosa Manigault Newman was in the White House like the friend of the guy who got drafted first round in the NBA. You know the friend whose job it is to be the friend. He’s the guy who gets paid to coordinate the sidepieces. The guy who won’t get his…

The Trump Administration Wants to Bring Back Gov’ment Cheese, Blue Apron-Style The Trump Administration Wants to Bring Back Gov’ment Cheese, Blue Apron-Style

In a push to return to the good ol’ days of slavery, the Trump administration wants to cut funding to the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, aka food stamps, and send recipients a box full of food that they didn’t ask for.

LaVar Ball Wants All His Children on the Same NBA Team and Even Plans to Hold Them Out if That Can’t Happen LaVar Ball Wants All His Children on the Same NBA Team and Even Plans to Hold Them Out if That Can’t Happen

I cannot figure out if LaVar Ball, the enigmatic father of three basketball prodigies, is a genius using common man’s-speak or, really just a common man speaking nonsense.

Jeff Sessions Tells Law Enforcement to Never Forget the ‘Anglo-American Heritage’ of the Sheriff’s Office  Jeff Sessions Tells Law Enforcement to Never Forget the ‘Anglo-American Heritage’ of the Sheriff’s Office 

If Attorney General Jeff Sessions is not a white supremacist, he sure plays one well. In fact, he can’t even do anything without invoking his white heritage all up in the videos and all on the record, dancing (Suge Knight voice).

Devin Nunes Had a Fake News Website That Was Taken Down After a Report Exposed It Devin Nunes Had a Fake News Website That Was Taken Down After a Report Exposed It

House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes is the goofy kid who wants badly to be accepted by the table he thinks is cool. He has yet to realize that the cool table he’s yearning for is really just a bunch of losers who smoke crystal meth and wear skinhead apparel, but he’s willing to do anything to make…

Steve Bannon Was Tired of Being Trump’s Wet Nurse: Report Steve Bannon Was Tired of Being Trump’s Wet Nurse: Report

The fuss-fight between the president of the United States and his father, Steve Bannon, continues with the former White House chief strategist reportedly stating that he was fine with being fired because he was “sick of being a wet nurse to a 71-year-old man.”

President Donald ‘Grab ’Em by the ... ’ Trump Wishes Staffer Accused of Domestic Violence a Fond Farewell President Donald ‘Grab ’Em by the ... ’ Trump Wishes Staffer Accused of Domestic Violence a Fond Farewell

At this point I would take a cardboard box that had been flattened by a four-wheeler over this administration. I don’t say that lightly. I literally mean that a cardboard box wearing a hat and a robe would do a better job of not being an offensive asshole like the current president of the United States.

Speedskater Shani Davis Throws Shade at the Winter Olympics After Learning He Won’t Be the Flag Bearer Speedskater Shani Davis Throws Shade at the Winter Olympics After Learning He Won’t Be the Flag Bearer

The Winter Olympics, aka the Privileged Olympics, have barely begun, and the drama is already heating up. Apparently U.S. Olympic speedskater Shani Davis was big mad after learning that he lost the opportunity to rock his Ralph Lauren outfit (because nothing says all-inclusive like suede tasseled Polo gloves that are …

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