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Trump Claims to Have Spoken to the President of the US Virgin Islands Because He Doesn’t Know He’s the President of the US Virgin Islands Trump Claims to Have Spoken to the President of the US Virgin Islands Because He Doesn’t Know He’s the President of the US Virgin Islands

President Donald Trump is not a bright man. In fact, he might the dumbest man in the room—all of the rooms—because he doesn’t know that he’s dumb. In his mind, he’s smart and everyone else is slow.

Trump Just Signed an Executive Order Crippling Obamacare Trump Just Signed an Executive Order Crippling Obamacare

The president of undoing former President Barack Obama’s legacy is back on his bullshit, signing an executive order Thursday to undo portions of Obamacare because he and his lame crew can’t present a decent health care plan that makes sense.

I’m About to Be a Father to a Black Boy and I’m Scared to Death for Him (and Me) I’m About to Be a Father to a Black Boy and I’m Scared to Death for Him (and Me)

My wife and I had gone to the doctor’s for a routine appointment. We weren’t married then; in fact, we weren’t even engaged, but we were ready for a baby. We had a name. We’d gone to Target and purchased a pair of crocheted bunny ears and a rubber duck that can tell the bath water’s temperature. A week before, we’d…

Dallas Cowboys Players Meet With Jerry Jones Over His Claims That Any Player Who Protests Will be Benched Dallas Cowboys Players Meet With Jerry Jones Over His Claims That Any Player Who Protests Will be Benched

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones came out strong against the protests for black lives when he announced that any Cowboys player who kneels during the national anthem will be benched.

Trump Threatens to Revoke NBC’s License Because He’s a Dick Who Wants Desperately to Be a Dictator Trump Threatens to Revoke NBC’s License Because He’s a Dick Who Wants Desperately to Be a Dictator

It’s Wednesday, so you know what that means: President Lucas von LittleFingers is tweeting again about some shit that he can’t do but could if he were the president of North Korea and not the United States.

Steve Scalise Was an Asshole Before He Got Shot. Now He’s Just an Asshole With a Bad Hip Steve Scalise Was an Asshole Before He Got Shot. Now He’s Just an Asshole With a Bad Hip

In the early morning of June 14, 2017, several Congress members who would be participating in a Congressional Baseball Game the following day met up at Eugene Simpson Stadium Park in Alexandria, Va., just across the Potomac River, to get in one last practice.

Michael Jordan Donates $7,000,000 to Open Medical Clinics in Charlotte, NC Michael Jordan Donates $7,000,000 to Open Medical Clinics in Charlotte, NC

Charlotte Hornets owner Michael Jordan, 54, who was known to play a little roundball in his heyday, is stepping up his philanthropy game by donating $7 million to launch medical clinics for poor communities in Charlotte, N.C.

Mike Ditka Doesn’t See Black Oppression, but He Wants NFL Protesters to See Their Way Out of His Country Mike Ditka Doesn’t See Black Oppression, but He Wants NFL Protesters to See Their Way Out of His Country

Former NFL coach Mike Ditka has never been an ally in the struggle of African Americans—he just coached black players—but he’s a bigot nonetheless. Never forget that for every edition of the cover of ESPN’s magazine showing then-New Orleans Saints coach Ditka posing as the unhappy groom next to running back Ricky…

Fires Are Raging in Calif. and Residents in Puerto Rico Still Don’t Have Drinking Water, so Why Is the President Tweeting About Jemele Hill? Fires Are Raging in Calif. and Residents in Puerto Rico Still Don’t Have Drinking Water, so Why Is the President Tweeting About Jemele Hill?

In day No. 145 of “OMG, I hate this man,” it seems that the president has once again found a way to concern himself with matters that don’t concern him because he’s so low and petty he can’t help himself.

Jemele Hill Suspended From ESPN for Social Media Post Jemele Hill Suspended From ESPN for Social Media Post

ESPN anchor Jemele Hill, who once tweeted that Donald Trump is a “white supremacist” (still looking for the lie), has been suspended for two weeks after violating what the sports station is calling “a second violation of social media guidelines.”

The New York Times Profile on White House Policy Adviser Stephen Miller Confirms That He’s Been an Asshole His Whole Life The New York Times Profile on White House Policy Adviser Stephen Miller Confirms That He’s Been an Asshole His Whole Life

Although photos of White House Senior Policy Adviser Stephen Miller tend to bend toward aging senior citizen, I assure you that the man is only 32. I researched this because I, too, had a hard time believing it, but he’s only 32 years old, and he grew up in Santa Monica, Calif.

#ForTheCulture: How a Black Woman Led Miami Dolphins Coach to Resign After Release of Video Showing Him Sniffing White Powder #ForTheCulture: How a Black Woman Led Miami Dolphins Coach to Resign After Release of Video Showing Him Sniffing White Powder

Protests are personal. There are some of us who’ve elected to turn the station on NFL Sundays. There are some of us who kneel while watching the entire game. Some of us are willing to watch with only one eye open, while the other eye is reading Frantz Fanon’s The Wretched of the Earth.

Mike Pence Left the Colt-49ers Game Because He’s a Messy Bitch Who Lives for Drama Mike Pence Left the Colt-49ers Game Because He’s a Messy Bitch Who Lives for Drama

I’m not sure how puppet Vice President Mike Pence was able to leave Lucas Oil Stadium with the president’s tiny hand shoved that far up his ass, but I’m sure he’s used to being played for a fool.

Watch: Trump Tries to Talk With a Spanish Accent in Speech for Hispanic Heritage Month Watch: Trump Tries to Talk With a Spanish Accent in Speech for Hispanic Heritage Month

WTF is wrong with this man? The president of the United States was speaking during a “celebration” of National Hispanic Heritage Month, and listen to this ass saying “Puerto Rico” in a faux Spanish accent, because that’s what assholes do when they’re trying to be funny or cute:

Trump Is the Cesar Millan of Racist Dog Whistling: Claims Democrat in Va. Governor’s Race Is ‘Fighting for’ MS-13 Trump Is the Cesar Millan of Racist Dog Whistling: Claims Democrat in Va. Governor’s Race Is ‘Fighting for’ MS-13

It’s one thing to put a presidential stamp on a candidate running for office in a swing state, and another to claim that a Democratic gubernatorial candidate supports a murderous gang.

Trump Met With Top Military Leaders and Teased the Threat of War Because He’s an Asshole Trump Met With Top Military Leaders and Teased the Threat of War Because He’s an Asshole

Sometimes, unexpected guests show up at funerals. And sometimes those guests get on the microphone and say ungodly things or start singing, like this woman:

Adidas’ Deal With the University of Louisville Was Supposed to Benefit the Athletic Department, so How Did Coach Rick Pitino Get 98 Percent of the Money? Adidas’ Deal With the University of Louisville Was Supposed to Benefit the Athletic Department, so How Did Coach Rick Pitino Get 98 Percent of the Money?

On Aug. 25, when University of Louisville’s then-athletic director Tom Jurich was asked about where money from a new $160 million, 10-year deal signed between the school and athletic apparel company Adidas would go, Jurich assured all within earshot that the money would be used for the athletic department.

Tennessee Titans Coach Whitesplains Why Team Went With Brandon Weeden Over Colin Kaepernick  Tennessee Titans Coach Whitesplains Why Team Went With Brandon Weeden Over Colin Kaepernick 

I hate president Donald Trump, but at least I know exactly where he stands and what it is I’m hating. Because the president is unfiltered, he gives those who hate him enough reasons for a lifetime.

LeBron James Is Not Happy With Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ Film Crew, Calls Them a ‘Shit Show’ LeBron James Is Not Happy With Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ Film Crew, Calls Them a ‘Shit Show’

It’s been a crazy offseason for the Cleveland Cavaliers. After they lost the NBA championship to the Golden State Warriors, rumors emerged that All-Star point guard Kyrie Irving wasn’t happy and wanted out. Trades ensued, and Irving was shipped out for several new additions to the Boston Celtics. Then LeBron…

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