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Question for the mods...

I am going to be switching to a new similar account as the email connected to this one is about to become unavailable to me. I will comment with the new account and hope that my posting privileges can be restored. Thanks guys.

Hannibal Buress won the Bieber Roast

...with the most pointed, least punchline-dependent, least hacky line of the night.

Help me figure out what's wrong with my new jeans.

My new grey jeans aren't exactly bleeding dye all over the place, and I thought they were fine after washing them separately the first time. The problem is that they are covered in fine lint that won't go away, not for all the lint rollers in the world. Even after thoroughly "pressure washing" them with my shower…

It's Official

Jezebel has hired my least favorite Jezebel writer of all time.

You've gotta love the commitment of mansplaining trolls...

...who are now playing devil's advocate with me over the nasty fucking creep who fucked a dolphin. I was derisively accused of putting a "veneer of rape culture" on the obviously complicated and nuanced area of dolphin fucking.

What is The Muse, Even?

Why are half of the articles on the mainpage now actually links to it, where, of course, I'm once again in the grey?

Mozart in the Jungle:  Who's seen it?

I have never clicked on a new show as fast as I did Mozart in the Jungle when I greeted with my longtime favorite Gael Garcia Bernal's beatific face smiling at me from Amazon Prime on my TV. I was not disappointed. This show is like Girls, if Girls was actually good and contained likable characters with purpose. …

Fuck Rolling Stone and Will Dana...

...and you know what? Fuck Sabrina Rubin Erdely too. They're both goddamn cowards. Dana should resign immediately and Erdely should rightly be as untouchable as Stephen Glass from now on. Either she's stunningly incompetent or she's as much of liar as Glass was. There are no other possibilities at this point and…

Black Dynamite Creator Carl Jones Talks about Bill Cosby and WTF did I Just Read?

Looks like this is the official week of "what the fuck did I just read" and "Nancy, what the fuck are you talking about, please?"

The campaign to pick apart the Rolling Stone UVA Rape Story is in Full Swing...

....and Hanna Rosin at Slate is joining the piling-on party.

A "progressive feminist" I know...

...posted on Facebook mercilessly mocking Shia LaBeouf for speaking out about his rape. She outright said he "consented" by doing performance art, based on the convenient misconception about the terms of #IAMSORRY. Others joined in and said that Shia was a terrible person for "trivializing" rape, and a grand time…

White Girls are big experts on "the hood," apparently...

If you happened to see the comment I'm referring to on the Kim Kardashian's Ass post on the MP, you know what I'm talking about. It's annoying enough when people act like they have insider knowledge about celebrities because they read gossip, but this comment took it to a new level of "WTF OMG shut the hell up…

The Daniele Watts Police Detainment Story

...so is everyone just going with "they were having sex in the car after all" now because TMZ published some grainy photos that don't show what the witness claimed? With some patented scumbaggy TMZ commentary for good measure, of course.

Screamed at by an unhinged misogynist before 8 am...

Friday is off to a great start! Thanks in no small part to my Resting Bitch Face, I'm sure, a young, obviously unbalanced street scumbag sitting on a bench dressed in dirty American Apparel clothing made an exaggerated mean face at me in order to mock me. While making little scoffing noises. I gave him my best…

And since I'm on a roll with "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STFU..."

...I give you, mainpage commenters who believe that every single famous person is either gay or "bearding." There are a couple I won't name because you all probably already know who they are, but literally every Dirtbag or mention of a celebrity, these commenters pop up with, "but I thought so-and-so was gay," or…

If I see one more person comment on Janay Rice...

....by proclaiming her "not a real woman" who "doesn't want to walk away from that NFL money" and how she and Ray Rice "deserve each other" because she didn't immediately walk away from her abuser like a nonexistent badass fantasy woman, I may seriously lose my shit, guys. I can't deal with this. People are not only…

Suddenly back in the greys on the MP.. EDIT: NEVERMIND. I SUCK.

....after being in the black since the first day of the Kinja relaunch. WTF? Has this happened to anyone else?

Confused Cats Against Feminism Creator Interviewed by Vice

The creator of Confused Cats Against Feminism, David Futrelle, talks about the logic behind the project, the disingenuousness of MRAs who are hostile to the notion of consent, and throws shade at various sexist assholes. If you've never checked out his blog, We Hunted the Mammoth (formerly Manboobz), it's always a…

BOTCHED! BOTCHED!

I've decided to waste my very first post to tell you all how much I love the new E! series Botched. It stars two Dorky Dads, Dr. Terry Dubrow and Dr. Paul Nassif, who are also hot-shit Beverly Hills plastic surgeons married to actual Real Housewives (or, in Dr. Nassif's case, previously married). They are cute in a…

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