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I WENT TO TALLYWACKERS

YOU GUYS. Last night, I went to the mythic Tallywackers, which just opened in Dallas a block away from my apartment. They have truffle fries and very strong, relatively cheap drinks. The owner himself invited me to the grand opening on Friday, which will allegedly be a red-carpet event (the waiters will be wearing red…

ARE WE OUT OF THE WOODS YET??? ARE WE OUT OF THE WOODS YET???

ALERT ADULTOSAUR , WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

What the hell, Onion?

Is this something we're still doing? Hurr hurr, this player sucks so let's insinuate he's a woman, hurr hurr, plus there's the bonus of mocking those who actually suffer from ovarian cysts which are not laughable, actually. This is in bad taste, even for The Onion. Come on, guys. Do better. Try harder. You're…

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